Or out of the mouths of babes....
During the children's portion of a sermon, the pastor asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.
One little boy raised his hand and said,
"I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more then four hours you are supposed to call the doctor"
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
Got this in an email today and just had to share.
Margaret