I present the following for your humorous review. I went to go get another relay... only to be stranded when the bike died AT THE ORIELLY parking lot. (Yeah, I thought the old relay had a little more left in it so I rode the bike to oriellys...) It has happened to us all... but it is embarrassing to get under your gals dress...in public... in a parking lot. Also, this is San Angelo, where if you need air for your tires, it has to be ordered. Oreillys did not have a generic 5 pin relay in stock. I will just order one of amazon and it will arrive at my door.