Dragonslayer

Weren't we talking about Eck's big head. Didn't mean to hijack the thread.

Washington has the biggest flock of them in the western hemisphere. Moderators:.... That wasn't a political statement, it's just an observation

They do come in all shapes and sizes.

That is very true but, the fangs and claws make better trophy jewelry.

Don't kid youself... Dragons are everywhere. Your wife is probably the least of your problems. I'm sure you are like most modern folks and believe that Dragons are extinct if they ever existed at all. But nooooo you silly mortal, you would be wrong. Dragons do exist but have developed the ability to cloak themselves by shape shifting and sometimes invisability. They come at you from all directions, all the time and are now generally refered to as problems. But, I know them for what they truely are, Dragons that must be slain.

A little package with a big whallop:whistling: Just ask Don.

Wow I can't believe this thing is still going on. Has anyone ever posted a list of all the targets since this thread started?

I slay dragons everyday, I'm in the dragonslayer bidness. What kind of dragons you got?

Our willingness to serve is only surpassed by our willingness to engage in well documented mutual admiration society and eating Ice Cream at the local DQ.

Once I had some expensive wallpaper on a high end remodeling project that had some loose seams. Not wanting to mess up the wallpaper and to use the right stuff I found some "Specially Formulated Wall Paper Seam Adhesive" at Home Depot. To my segrin when I opened the package it was Elmer's glue with a fancy label at about five times the price. Live and Learn. I tell you that story because the Q-bond appears to be super glue and finely granulated ABS plastic powder. It does work good because the powder is so fine and flows into small cracks and crevices but, it aint no miracle drug.

OK, your name is Brake Pad and you don't already know how to change them.... What's up wid dat?

yea we don't need a repeat of the slingshot incident.

Welcome aboard. Your right that's way the members roll around here.... but, cultured may be pushing it. Not saying ....just saying.

Years ago, I received a call asking if I was "my true real full name". Not being a good liar and not believing I was wanted by any law enforcement agencies I replied, Yes. The caller went on to explain that he was looking for his biological Father. Apparantly he was about to get married and wanted his biological Father to be part of the ceremony. He told me his name and assured me he wanted nothing more than that. After following the only clues he had received from his Mother, which he admitted were sketchy his search had led him to me via this phone call. At that moment, I'm thinking that it could be possible because I was known to get around some, (a lot), back in the day. As I'm racking my brain trying to figure out the possiblilities, I asked the caller what was his mother's name. He answered Sarah, something or another. I reconized the name Sarah and had dated more than one Sarah that I could recall but, the last name drew a blank. That didn't surprise me either because truth be told, there were a lot of girls I had dated that I didn't remember their last names. I guess I shouldn't reveal that unfattering fact about myself but, it is true. So trying to narrow down the choices I asked a series of questions regarding where, and when. The where was possible but somehow the when didn't seem to make sense, the math didn't add up. I asked him how old he was and he replied, Thirty. At the time I was only Thirty eight. I did get started early early but not that early. After explaining the math, I told the caller that I would be glad to come to his wedding anyway. Inquiring, Would there be an open bar and would there be a lot of available single women there? Click ...... Dial tone

Ok I admit it. There was a very small mishap that resulted in a cracked right side lower fairing. But, luckily I had some of that Q-bond stuff on hand that I had bought at Don's Maintenance Day a couple of years ago. That stuff is the bomb for ABS plastic issues. Please tell me who was it that I had bought it from was it Skydoc. I can't remember and want to keep an open supply line for it because I know I will need some more in the future. It seems to go a long way even though it looks like hardly nothing in the box. Well after fixing the plastic and a re-paint I was ready to put it back together when I discovered the right side fairing no longer fits and lines up. Evidently, the right side lower front crash bar it mounts to is slightly misaligned, unnoticeably disfigured, slightly skewered, cattywompassed and tweeked so that the mounting holes when lined up do not line up the right side fairing with the left side fairing, dramatically. Bottom line, I'm in the market for a right side front crash bar. Anyone have a spare they wouldn't mind selling or parting with?

You all just don't know, It's all fun and games until the friggin bear eats your gloves...............Ain't that right Dan:whistling:

And you mean Ice Cream wasn't involved???

FYI for those interested; I got an e-mail today that Dekalb County, Ga is selling off their surplus equipment at auction on Oct.26,2013. Amoung a whole great big list of all kinds of vehicles and equipment there are a great many retired Police cruisers and two Harley Davidson Road Kings and seven FLHP Police bikes ranging in age from 2008 to 2012. All of the motorcycles are listed as inoperable and some appear to more complete than others. Some have been wrecked or dented and all of them have had the police lights and trunks removed. It might be an opportunity for someone looking for a Harley Project. You can check out the whole list on line at www.adesarigs.com/atlanta Good luck, I have enough projects.

Folding card table in the other room just like at Grandma's on thanksgiving

I could envision Igor from the movie Young Frakenstein saying that very thing.

Prayers for the Warden and you.

To me this is what the biker lifestyle is about. An adventure on two wheels and sharing the experience. Been there done that trip but, Im glad you got to experience it too. Thanks for the post.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy :crying:Do you want a little cheese to go with that whine. Bongo did mention a wine tour .... didn't he.

We'll need a web master... Hey Frebird are you in?

I've often thought about starting an Internet Motorcycle group to promote motorcycle safety called B.A.S.T.A.R.D. which stands for: B=Bikers, A=Against, S=Stupid, T= Texting, A=And, R=Retarded, D=Driving We could have t-shirts and everything.