I'm not trying to throw rocks or anything Lewis, I get it.... In the normal evolution of life it seems to go like this.
Join AARP
Grow a mustache, goatee and pony tail
Try to wash the grey right out of your mustache, goatee and pony tail
Buy a 1st Gen
Some one in your family starts calling you Paw-Paw
Start using the word cool as your new catch phrase
Meet some really cool Octogenarians at a M & E
Buy a car that is either convertible, sporty or red, a car with all three, even better
Realizing a 1st gen is way to fast for a person of your life experience/expectancy you buy a 2nd gen.
You don't go anywhere without your inflatable doughnut cushion
You fall over at a traffic light because you can't get your kick stand down and walker unfolded fast enough
You get an epiphany, Life is much easier if you just do what she says
You buy a trike
You start actually listening to the commercials selling Term Life Insurance
You buy more term life for those final expenses
Don't feel bad Lewis I checked ten of those items off MY bucket list so far.