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  1. Dragonslayer
    Bob????, your the one that let Virginia do it to you to support her new found artistic interest.
  2. Dragonslayer
    I wonder which broken laws is he going to ticket us for? Could it be Dragonslayer's drag race to the front of the pack? Or that there are four riders riding abreast in one lane? Or the fact that one of them is trying to knock the rider that is in a suit of armor off his bike with a crutch. Or that the armored rider is getting dangerously close to the rider in pink chaps apparently trying to whisper something in his ear. Or just because we have a rider wearing pink chaps waving a pink paiseley bandanna in the first place. There is also a guy on a Moped peddeling like a demon trying to keep up with a pack of Ventures with a woman passenger appearing to be disoriented, lost and confused. There are so many laws being broken that he will probably throw the book at us. Traffic laws, safety rules, laws against nature, fashion violations not to mention all of the breaches of good judgement and conventional wisdom. We may never get out of jail. As the state trooper pulled up along side Ruffy, he asked if we were part of the Wild Hogs motorcycle gang. We noticed that the state trooper had the ensignia of the New Mexico Highway Patrol. The officer then started telling us how he had been stalking..... I mean tracking the Wild Hog gang all the way from Madris, New Mexico and got very close right before he lost thier trail in Nashville. But, when he saw those pink chaps he just knew that he had found them again. He did not seem concerned with any laws that we might have broken he seemed more interested in gazing into Ruffy's eyes, batting his eyelashes and winking.The trooper then starting going on and on to Ruffy about it being hot and if we knew a secluded private lake where we could all go skinny dipping to cool off. Dragonslayer could not stand it anymore all the blinking and winking and batting eyelashes and the inuendo and double ontondrayies. So he got up in the troopers face to defend Ruffy's honor. He raised his helmet visor and stared into the troopers eyes being sure not to blink or wink. Then he said in a loud clear voice... "Hey Winky back off..... Your out of your jurisdiction..........Ruffy don't roll that way and has no interest in seeing your junk or probing your trunk." " If you don't get back on your mini-bike Hardly and ride off I will unsheath my sword and slay you like a Dragon" With that the trooper stumbled backwards a couple of steps bumping into his bike. He then threw one leg over the saddle, cranked his bike and pulled off as fast as he could. Dragonslayer turned around facing the pack and said...................................... "and that little piggy went weee weee weee alllllllllllllllllllllllll the way home." Ruffy, wipeing a tear from his eye said "Thanks Slayer" With that and without another word being spoken they both knew that nothing else needed to be said and they would be friends and brother VRiders from that point on. Ruffy's concerns about the Dragonslayers intentions having been put to rest forever.
  3. Dragonslayer
    It was true that the Dragonslayer had been following Ruffy for a long time. However following a lead rider in a group riding situation does not constitute stalking. As stunning as Ruffy was in his pink chaps, pink paisley bandanna and colorful new tattoos Ruffy was not the one that had drawn the Dragonslayer's armorous attention. Aussie Annie was the true object of his affections and the one that the Dragonslayer's curosity had been focused on ever since the pole dance routine and the black leather crutch holder pasties (which gave her a somewhat Madonna like appearence). He could not get Annie off his mind. However, knowing that Quickstep was Annie's intended Dragonslayer felt it was best to keep his inner most feelings to himself and not expose his deep admiration and regard for Annie and not let it show, being the southern gentleman he was. Dragonslayer had noticed Ruffy's stand-offishness and realized how his intentions might be misconstrued. With all the good natured ribbing he had been giving Ruffy about his pink outfit and tatooes and all. He certainely did not intend to hurt Ruffy's feelings or confuse him about the Dragonslayer's sexual orientation or intentions. He only said those things for fun. In retrospect, a poor attempt at humor. Some how he would have to put Ruffy's concerns at ease and rebuild thier friendship based on a truely heterosexual motorcycling comraderie. In fact he did consider Ruffy's rendition of the Rawhide theme song very Macho. It occurred to the Dragonslayer that it might be a good bridge building gesture to tell Ruffy so. So, he gave his bike the full throttle to catch up to Ruffy to pay him that compliment. Being on a 1st Gen, the Dragonslayer had no trouble catching up with him in just a second or two. In fact having to lock down on the brakes to keep from shooting past him like he was on a Harley sitting still.
  4. Dragonslayer
    Welcome aboard
  5. Dragonslayer
    Then as Ruffy pulled out of the DQ parking lot, sporting his pink chaps and healed roses, leading the pack, he began singing in a loud baritone voice so all could hear...... Rolling, Rolling, Rolling Get them Dawggies Rolling Raw Hideeeeeeeee In Rain and wind and weather Hell bent for leather Knowing them Dawggies by my side Head em up Move em in, Move em out He then pulled his sweat soaked pink paisley bandana from around his neck and snapped it hard into the air making a loud................... Swosh...Crack.....Kateeeeessssssseeeeeeeeeeeee sound as he cranked his throttle to full and raced down the entrance ramp to I-24 south. Merging into the freeway traffic at full speed we could still hear him singing over the sound of his engine and exhaust winding out in 5th gear Rawhideeeeeeeeeeeeeee. The rest of the pack gunned it to keep up with him. With smiles on our faces and the wind in our hair we were happy knowing that we were finally on our way heading south to Daytona for Biketoberfest. :dancefool: :7_6_3[1]::7_6_3[1]:
  6. Dragonslayer
    Varooooooooooooooooom.....was heard across the countryside as all of the VRiders cranked there bikes in unison........................
  7. Dragonslayer
    I believe there is a port of entry at Savannaha, Ga and Jacksonvile , FL. Oh I forgot Quickstep is flying over and renting a bike over here. I quess we should meet him at the airport but which one is he flying to. The last thing I remember we were in Nashville or somewhere's thereabout. Who's got the map?
  8. Dragonslayer
    i have the pick-up coils
  9. Dragonslayer
    "My Bad", Dragonslayer exclaimed, "Did I de-rail the plan?" You never mentioned Daytona and Biketoberfest..... I'm up for that. In fact I have access to a million dollar penthouse condo on the beach that belongs to a friend of mine. Just across the street from Bigun's Gentlemen's Club. We can all stay there. I don't mind going to Florida if we're going to Biketoberfest. Even though the roads are straight and flat there are still a lot of other things to do in Daytona.
  10. Dragonslayer
    Find a DQ where we can get a Butternut Blizzard and Ruffy can put his clothes back on in the bathroom so we won't have to look at or think about his tattoos anymore. Virginia is a thing of the past and it is probably best that we just let her ride on off into the sunset flower pot, intake manifold and all. It's time to get this show on the road and get this story moving again. It seems we've lost momemtum and we need a jumpstart of creative enthusiam to keep this story from dying out. I suggest we get the map out, hang it up and throw a dart at it. Where ever the dart lands we can head there to visit the closest VR member living near there. Since no body seems to want to go home. We can write this story about our adventures on the way and add pictures and stuff to illustrate the story.We could keep the story as factual as possible along with some creative licensed embellishment for entertainment value. That's my suggestion, Yama Mama since your the cruise director and started this whole thing, what do you think........
  11. Dragonslayer
    That sort of thing will happen. You can't help but laugh. I call it smoking Harleys and my bike will still do it riding 2 up on 3 cylinders.
  12. Dragonslayer
    All The tar snakes have been killed. The road was repaved last spring with fresh new blacktop.
  13. Dragonslayer
    Hwy 60 is a great road and passes thru Suches and TWO Motorcycle resort. If you've haven't done it before you owe it to yourself. It has also been recently paved with new blacktop making a smooth ride with a great combination of twisties rollers and long sweepers through some of the most beautiful country N. Ga has to offer. However, the weather forecast doesn't look good for your trip.
  14. Dragonslayer
    "Florida is for flat landers." "There ain't no twisties, hair pins or rollers in Florida" she said. Why would anyone want to ride in Florida ? You might as well ride in.......... Kansas or........... Oklahoma. What's the point? Although, Aussie Annie, SteveW and some of the other Trikies and Hacksters didn't seem to mind the thought of Florida. But, those of us that were rolling on two wheels and could lean and loved to lean, shivered at the thought of going there. Dragon Slayer, However, just didn't like the thought of getting Sand in his armor. Not to mention the corrosive effect the salt laden sea breeze would have on his shinny protective gear and chrome. Yama Mama didn't particularly care for the thought of getting sand in her bikini, after all the pain she had just endured with the lick um-n-stick um temporary tattoo. Ruffy was starting to fantasize about sand under his bare legged pink chaps and blurted out loud, without thinking...........................................
  15. Dragonslayer
    Sorry I can't help you with those parts.
  16. Dragonslayer
    Let Virginia Tattoo him again...........
  17. Dragonslayer
    Beer 30 offering to let Ruffy wear Muffinman's pink chaps to match Ruffy's new pink rose tattoos. It seems that the news of Ruffy's new tatts had drawn some interest from the parade committee of the Alternative Lifestyle Society who had been looking for a new Parade leader for this years Valentine's Day Parade. When they had heard about the Tatts they envisioned Ruffy as the lead Majorette high stepping in Muffinman's pink chaps Throwing a Baton high into the air, with the front facing Unicorn pointing the way. He would truely be a walking piece of artwork with the rainbow emblazened across Ruffy's shoulders and Tinker Bell hovering above........You know what. But, when Ruffy was invited by the Parade Committee his response was, "Absolutely Not... I do not roll that way". Ruffy was somewhat offended by the request since he felt that his Love for Virginia should be ample testimony to his sexual orientation and he verbally said so in a loud voice so that all could hear. He also shouted to the crowd how he had only acquired the tatts in an attempt to support Virginia's new artistic interest in Tattooing because of the deep Love and respect he held in his heart toward her. Upon hearing this Virginia sighed and exclaimed... "What's Love got to do with it?" as she mounted Ruffy's scooter, cranked it and then rode off into the sunset. Leaving Ruffy behind defending his manly honor to the crowd.
  18. Dragonslayer
    I got em which set MK1 83-85 or MK2 86-93
  19. Dragonslayer
    Check your PM's
  20. Dragonslayer
    Sorry, I have the brakets but not the floor boards
  21. Dragonslayer
    Dangeling parts
  22. Dragonslayer
    Any other ideas
  23. Dragonslayer
    which firefly antenna is it that carries both am/fm and cb on same antenna. I looked at the website and could not tell which one would work. And what about finding the splicer box
  24. Dragonslayer
    Yes I do but some of the fuse holders need repair. If you cAN USE IT LET ME KNOW
  25. Dragonslayer
    Motor is not complete the transmission is gone and lower half is off. upper portion cylinders up is good.
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