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Charlie Sheen Halloween

Specially GA because they are suppose to be running MOTORCYCLE ONLY check points. Looking for stolen bikes, no ID, etc, but I am sure they will find lower fine tix issues as well. ummmm..... since when?

Snow? Played golf saturday 81 degrees. Went to Tybee beach yesterday and got burnt. oh yeah and also managed to get in about 300 miles on the bike during the weekend!

Is the clutch spring on my rstd the same as a 1st gen? If so it has 44000 miles on it and will slip a bit if I roll on the throttle in 4th or 5th gear. can I just go with a stronger spring like I did with my 89vr?

Never really thought about takin the dog for a ride. but you also asked about the breed. we have a schitzu here at the house. playful, sweet little thing. 2 things you should know. first, the breed is prone to seizures. the older she gets, the more often they happen. she will freeze and get very stiff. Just pick her up and talk to her for a few and she comes out of it. Second, these dogs snore pretty loud. so if you plan on her sleeping in the bedroom, get some earplugs. Good luck with yours. We love the one we have.

Scott, They asked for funny Bloopers, The one you posted is just sad.

Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 20 questions. Average score is 12 . This one will be difficult for the younger set. (DUDE!) Have fun, but no peeking! When you forward this to your friends/family, Put your score in the subject line and let them know your score. Good luck, youngsters . 1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways? A. Flintstones vitamins B. The Butt master C. Spaghetti D. Wonder Bread E. Orange Juice F. Milk G. Cod Liver Oil 2. Before he was Muhammad Ali, he was... A. Sugar Ray Robinson. B. Roy Orbison.. C. Gene Autry. D. Rudolph Valentino. E. Fabian. F. Mickey Mantle. G. Cassius Clay. 3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, 'We have met the enemy and.... A. It's you. B. He is us. C. It's the Grinch. D. He wasn't home. E. He's really me and you. F. We quit. G. He surrendered. 4. Good night, David. A.. Good night, Chet. B. Sleep well. C. Good night, Irene. D.. Good night, Gracie. E. See you later, alligator. F. Until tomorrow. G. Good night, Steve. 5. You'll wonder where the yellow went... A. When you use Tide. B. When you lose your crayons. C. When you clean your tub. D. If you paint the room blue. E. If you buy a soft water tank. F. When you use Lady Clairol. G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. 6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend... A. Stuart Whitman. B Randolph Scott. C. Steve Reeves.. D. Maynard G. Krebs. E. Corky B. Dork. F. Dave the Whale. G. Zippy Zoo. 7. Liar, liar... A. You're a liar. B. Your nose is growing. C. Pants on fire. D. Join the choir E. Jump up higher. F. On the wire. G. I'm telling Mom. 8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and.... A. Wheaties. B. Lois Lane . C. TV ratings. D. World peace. E. Red tights. F. The American way. G. News headlines. 9. Hey kids! What time is it? A. It's time for Yogi Bear. B It's time to do your homework. C. It's Howdy Doody Time. D. It's time for Romper Room. E. It's bedtime. F... The Mighty Mouse Hour.. G. Scooby Doo Time.. 10. Lions and tigers and bears... A. Yikes. B. Oh, no.. C. Gee whiz. D. I'm scared... E. Oh my. F. Help! Help! G. Let's run. 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone... A. Over 40. B. Wearing a uniform. C.. Carrying a briefcase. D. Over 30. E. You don't know. F. Who says, 'Trust me'.. G. Who eats tofu. 12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings... A. Troy Aikman B. Kenny Stabler C. Joe Namath D. Roger Staubach E. Joe Montana F. Steve Young G. John Elway 13. Brylcream... A. Smear it on. B. You'll smell great. C. Tame that cowlick. D. Grease ball heaven. E. It's a dream. F. We're your team. G. A little dab'll do ya. 14. I found my thrill... A. In Blueberry muffins. B. With my man, Bill. C. Down at the mill. D. Over the windowsill. E. With thyme and dill. F. Too late to enjoy. G. On Blueberry Hill. 15.. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by... A. Clark Gable. B. Mary Martin. C. Doris Day. D. Errol Flynn. E. Sally Fields. F. Jim Carrey. G. Jay Leno. 16. Name the Beatles... A. John, Steve, George, Ringo B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel G. John, Paul, George, Ringo 17. I wonder, wonder, who. A. Who ate the leftovers? B. Who did the laundry? C. Was it you? D. Who wrote the book of love? E. Who I am? F. Passed the test? G. Knocked on the door? 18. I'm strong to the finish... A. Cause I eats my broccoli. B. Cause I eats me spinach. C. Cause I lift weights. D. Cause I'm the hero. E. And don't you for get it. F. Cause Olive Oyl loves me. G. To outlast Bruto. 19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today. A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera. B. Smile, you're on Star Search. C. Smile, you won the lottery. D. Smile, we're watching you. E. Smile, the world sees you. F. Smile, you're a hit. G. Smile, you're on TV. 20. What do M & M's do? A. Make your tummy happy. B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket. C. Make you fat. D.. Melt your heart. E... Make you popular. F. Melt in your mouth, not in your hand. G. Come in colors. Below are the right answers: 1. D - Wonder Bread 2. G - Cassius Clay 3. B - He Is us 4. A - Good night, Chet 5. G - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 6. D - Maynard G. Krebs 7. C - Pants on fire 8. F - The American Way 9. C - It's Howdy Doody Time 10. E - Oh my 11. D - Over 30 12. C - Joe Namath 13. G - A little dab'll do ya 14. G - On Blueberry Hill 15. B - Mary Martin 16. G - John, Paul, George, Ringo 17. D - Who wrote the book of Love 18. B - Cause I eats me spinach 19. A - Smile, you're on Candid Camera 20.. F - Melt in your mouth not in your hand I got 15 out of 20. 6pak.

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks. His wife, Marsha, had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen." "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was > looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not > far off he asked what she'd like to > have for her birthday. > > 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror . > > On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big > bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. > What a day! He p ut her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, > the Wall > of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was. > > Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was > reeling and her stomach felt upside > down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy > Meal with extra fries and a > chocolate shake. > > Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite > candy, > M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! > > Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed > exhausted. > > > He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well > Dear, what was it like being six > again?' > > Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. > > 'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

Every tax-paying American should jump in line to thank the Green Bay Packers! The Packers defeated the Chicago Bears on Sunday afternoon, thus preventing the Bears from playing in Super Bowl XLV. By doing so, they saved hard-working, taxpaying Americans several million dollars of tax money. How, you say? Simple... if Chicago had won, President Barack Hussein Obama (and his family and hangers-on) planned to attend the Super Bowl to cheer on his adopted hometown team. Since the Bears lost...BHO & his minions won't be attending. The money saved from not using Air Force One, the limousines, all the additional security, and the extravagant waste by Michelle and her entourage, is literally several million dollars! Therefore every American should cheer on the Green Bay Packers at the Super Bowl to show them our gratitude! GO PACK GO !!!!

Wow, feel for you guys. 65 and sunny out here in south Ga. think I'll get the bike out for a while.

Sorry to hear this Ben. My Dad passed 20 years ago, Maybe you can take a little comfort in the fact that he"ll never be more than a thought or a memory away.

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk A carton of eggs A quart of orange juice A head of lettuce A 2 lb. can of coffee A 1 lb. package of bacon As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.' I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said, 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that?' The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.

This is wild Follow the instructions. Get ready to experience an hallucination. 1.- Click on the link below 2.- Then "click me to get trippy", 3.- Look at the center of the screen for 30 seconds, and then. 4.- Look at your hand holding the mouse, without moving it away from the mouse... NOT BEFORE! ( it is called "cenesthetic hallucination") http://www.neave.com/strobe/

Hey, I can't joke about the air force and golf. I was Army, my brother was Air Force. i have never beaten him on the course.

Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls. Eight Iron Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the embankment in search of his lost ball. After many long minutes of hacking at the underbrush, he spotted something glistening in the leaves. As he drew nearer, he discovered that it was an eight iron in the hands of a skeleton! Joe immediately called out to his friend, "Jack, I've got trouble down here!" "What's the matter?" Jack asked from the edge of the ravine. "Bring me my wedge," Joe shouted. "You can't get out of here with an eight iron. The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. "Is the word spelled p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor. "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied. "Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing." = The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, 'You graduated from the University of Tennessee and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?' She replied: "Everything but my ear rings!" = Fore! My five-year-old nephew wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game. "You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?" "Five," answered the nephew. "Okay," my brother said, "let's go." Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble. Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot. The term 'mulligan' is really a contraction of the phrase 'maul it again.' A 'gimme' can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers ... neither of whom can putt very well. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse. Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink. If your best shots are the practice swing and the 'gimme putt', you might wish to reconsider this game. Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you. Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work, and both are expensive. The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. = Scratch Golfer Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?" "Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied. "Really!" exclaimed the first woman suitably impressed that she was paired up with her. "Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"

I got this link in my email today, it's for an early '80s designed HD that never made it to production. Too bad too, it looks pretty interesting. http://big-diesel.blogspot.com/2007/09/nova-harley-davidson-which-was-never.html

Hmmm.. Interesting discussion. It got my curiosity up, so I looked it up and this is what Georgia law says on the subject. Georgia’s law relating to self-defense, the defense of others, and the defense of habitations and property is contained in the Official Code of Georgia. The Official Code of Georgia can be found Online HERE. 1. Self-Defense and Defense of Others O.C.G.A. § 16-3-21 (2008): Use of force in defense of self or others, including justifiable homicide; conflicting rules. Summary: This code section contains the law of self-defense where an individual is defending his or herself or a third-person against the imminent use of unlawful force by another. The threat or use of force is appropriate if an actor reasonably believes that such force is necessary. Deadly force or that likely to cause great bodily injury is only authorized if an actor reasonably believes that such force is necessary to prevent death or great bodily injury, or the commission of a forcible felony. O.C.G.A. § 16-1-3(6) (2008): “Forcible felony” defined. Summary: This code section defines a “forcible felony” to mean any felony which involves the use or threat of physical force or violence against any person. O.C.G.A. § 16-3-23.1 (2008): Use of force in defense of habitation, property, self, or others; no duty to retreat. Summary: This section affirms one of Georgia’s common law traditions by stating that an individual acting under O.C.G.A. 16-3-21 has no duty to retreat and he or she has the right to stand his or her ground when acting in defense. O.C.G.A. § 16-3-22 (2008): Persons rendering assistance to law enforcement officers. Summary: This code section states the law of defense where an individual renders assistance to a law enforcement officer who is being hindered in the performance of his official duties or whose life is being endangered by the conduct of another. This section provides the same immunity to a responding citizen that a law enforcement officer is protected under, provided the responding citizen acts reasonably and in good faith. The law enforcement agency’s report creates a rebuttable presumption of good faith on part of the responding citizen. In other words, if I am reading this right, If somebody comes into my home, uninvited, then they can deal with whatever the consequences are.

That's a '78 GL1000. you can tell by the instrument cluster on the tank. This is a pic of the one I sold a couple years ago.

Has anybody ever had a power surge in the garage take out 2 battery tenders at once? There are 2 bikes in the garage, my RSTD and brothers Heritage. He has been having problems with his holding any kind of a charge (it doesn't), and he always plugs it in to tender. I never had a problem before New Years eve, I unplugged mine and rolled it out of the shed. Tried to start but cranked really slow. Fired right up after jumping. I took battery out, went to O'reilly, they tested it and said it was fine but low charge. Tender is a year old and showed the green full charge light when I unplugged from the bike. So I guess now that I have given a little background, there are 2 questions. First, would a power surge take out both tenders but not stuff like fridge in garage? And if that happened, could it have gone thru his tender and actually fried something in his Harley but not gotten thru the tender to my RSTD? Of course he is getting this from me cause mine starts and runs fine. So then he does this.

# 10 -- Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?" # 9 -- Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course. Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth." # 8 -- Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now." # 7 -- Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?" Caddy: "Eventually." # 6 -- Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." Caddy: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence." # 5 -- Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction." Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass." # 4 -- Golfer: "How do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir, but personally, I prefer golf." # 3 -- Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?" Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin on any day." # 2 -- Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on." Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago." # 1 -- Best Caddy Comment ..... Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old." Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Two men are sitting at the bar at the top of the Empire State Building drinking, when the first man turns to the other one and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the wind around the building is so intense that it carries you around the building and back into the window." The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar, but says nothing. The second guy says, "What? Are you insane? There's no way in heck that could happen!" "No, it's true," said the first man, "let me prove it to you." He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony and plummets toward the street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar. He meets the second man, who is astonished. "You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must've been a one-time fluke. That was scientifically impossible!" "No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again, just as his body hurtles towards the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. He takes the elevator back to the bar. Once upstairs, he successfully urges his dubious fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what the heck," the second guy says, "I've seen that it works, so I'll try it!" He immediately jumps over the balcony - plunges downward - rapidly passes the 11th, 10th, 9th, 8th floors ...his body hits the sidewalk with a loud "splat." Back upstairs, the bartender who had been silent the whole time turns to the first drinker, and shakes his head. He says, "You know, Superman, you're a mean drunk."

The following is a news article from the Hinesville Ga coastal courier. The incident happened Wednesday night about 9;30. The Army hasn't released any more info at this time, and are being very tight lipped about the whole investigation. Here's the link to the paper, but it doesn't have any other info at this time. http://www.coastalcourier.com/ div#widgetid_8491 { display: none; } A 3rd Infantry Division soldier died Wednesday night from an apparent stabbing just hours after redeploying from Iraq. His name has not been released pending notification of next of kin. Army criminal investigators believe the stabbing may have resulted from a “domestic incident,” according to an e-mail from Fort Stewart Public Affairs. “The soldier was seen bleeding and in distress near his barracks building around 9:30 p.m. (Wednesday) by a commercial delivery person who immediately called Fort Stewart police,” Fort Stewart spokesman Kevin Larson said. “Fort Stewart Emergency Medical Services responded quickly and took the soldier to Winn Army Community Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.” The soldier had returned to Fort Stewart from a year-long deployment about 18 hours before the stabbing, Larson said. The U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Command is investigating the death, he said. “The soldier’s name will be released as soon as next of kin notification is complete,” Larson said. Groups ranging from 145-350 soldiers from the 1st Heavy Brigade Combat Team were welcomed home on Fort Stewart’s Cottrell Field earlier this week and more are expected to redeploy here this weekend. We never had a chance to say thank you to this gentleman. Please think about him for a moment during the holidays. I'll keep y'all posted as they release info.

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man! The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!' Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do? The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his butt with that blanket before he catches cold.'

While we're talkin about ethanol, has anyone had any positive results from it? I used it in my '02 S-10 with a 2.2 litre engine. The little truck usually gets about 22 mpg in the city. When I tried the E85, my mileage dropped to 19 mpg city, and the truck was even slower that normal. Not enough motor for the truck by the way. So I no longer use E85 altho the motor is approved for it. 3 mpg loss for 20c? I don't think so.