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an Island covered in Ice.. The Bird released the white knuckled grip his right hand had on his seat belt long enough to point at the Ice Berg shaped formation below them and asked Eileen if that was Ice Land below, the place where their friends

It's pointless Dan, all it does is antagonize the lop eared snow makin varmint, better off to send him some cookies and warm milk, read em a little bed time story about motorcycle rides in far off places and hope he falls asleep!! :stirthepot:

Looking EXCELLENT here you bunch of winners!! I LOVE the variety of AWESOME machines you varmints are coming up with - now THAT's what I am talking about!! Gonna be soooooo much FUN seeing all your :big-grin-emoticon::big-grin-emoticon: and watching all you varmints :dancefool::dancefool: who are participating in this excellent opportunity!!!! Just want everyone to know that in just a little while, Tip and I are gonna sneak off to our local WINNING TICKET Lottery joint and purchase the little feller who gonna bring all our favorite motorcycle choice dreams to LIFE!!:mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money::mo money: Keep em coming brothers and sisters!!

Yeppers,, them Handymen fellers are the way to go Fool - glad you got hooked up brother:clap2::clap2::clap2::dancefool::dancefool: gotta be guessing here that you probably didnt tell him about the new snow you developed? You know, the stuff that creates "Billiards" (thats a Canadian word for Blizzards made up of little ice balls that are more like billiard balls than snow flakes = thanks @Tooch for learning me that ).. Or, maybe you did tell him and he gave you a better rate knowing he will probably be working well into June this year:Bunny2: with only a small break for Maintenance Day Either way, CONGRATS my friend and indeed, let er rip,, me and my little green friend are ready for ya!!

Hey B.C.,, if its not to late to get a request in for your concert, PLEASE play this one for your ol buddy Puc!! I have ALWAYS loved this tune!!

4 inches of new snow to play in, Prayers Up and Blessings Down!!!

Prayers Up and Blessings Down for Bobbie and for Sleeperhawk as well!! Being really sick is terrible and having the person not feeling well be your best friend makes things twice as tough! Thanks for posting this up Eck!!

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Was kinda wondering the same thing Carl but thinking I got it figured out.. A billiard occurs when the flakes are not quite finished cooking and FlyinFool releases em to soon. The flakes come out as little billiard balls instead of flakes.. My abilities in speaking Canadian is not quite up to par so I may have this wrong but thought I would take a shot at it anyway.. Sounds like you guys had a BALL out there.. Hopefully someone snapped a couple 's - sure wouldn't be a very nice way to start off the New Year by getting chased by the VR

The Bird was in the process of trying to explain to his lovely Bride why Harley Davidson trucks wont fly when a seagull got sucked into the Snopercharger. CaptN Fool took immediate action and applied ally rons to the arrow dynamics of the shuttering little Piper Cub while the stewardess leaned back to let their concerned passengers know that flying upside down was not uncommon on longer flights like this. The Bird opened his eyes momentarily and noticed

Wassup Trader,, long time no have seen brother!! Hope your repairs go well and our paths cross in 2016!

All the best with the new scoot Cruiser!! :clap2::dancefool: Hope your out putting some miles on her and you both are having the time of your life!! I am not like these other lop eared varmints, the type of person to hound you for some pics, but if you happen to decide to post some I would love to take a peek too!! Ride safe and enjoy my friend! Puc

Apparently I had misread the land plot map at the filing office when I had filed my claim for the land on which I built my personal camping spot. I did not realize that a motorcycle hi-way was being constructed within 20 feet of my lowly motel when I built it the night before and was awakened the next morning by the noise of bikers on their machines obviously trying out the newly constructed right of way no more than 5 feet from my little castle. As I laid in my tent listening to a couple slightly out of tune V-4 engines idling and trying to dismantle the cob-webs in my brain, thoughts of my friend laying in a hospital bed as a result of the fall he had taken the day before rolled around in my head. After I said a prayer for him and his recovery, my thoughts went to wondering what I could do to let him know we all missed him. There had been lots of chatter among the attenders of Maintenance Day the night before concerning our friend and I knew I had to do something to encourage him and to let him know how much we all cared. I thought about going into town and picking up a get well card and mailing it to his home. That is about the time the idea of a "Cyber Card" popped into my mind. I checked the 4 gig card in my camera and it was almost full from pics and video of the night before so the first thing I was going to have to do in an effort to produce a Cyber Video Get Well Card for our fallen comrade was to go find a new SD Card for my camera. I found Tweeks resting next to my tent in the warm Ohio morning air, tossed a leg over her saddle and headed off in search of the SD Card. A short while later Tweeks and I pulled up to a mail man who was parked out in the middle of no-where sorting mail. After disarming his alarmed look resulting from being ambushed (I snapped his picture) by a biker with Tennis shoes and shorts on riding an old beat up Yamaha covered in stickers, he told me how to find the town of Oberlin - a place which he thought would probably have fuel for Tweeks and an SD Card for my camera. After getting fuel and purchasing an 18 gig card, Tweeks and I headed back to Don's to start the task of creating the Get Well Card. Apparently I had been so engrossed in my thoughts about the process of creating the card for my buddy on my way to locating the town of Oberlin that I had completely forgotten to take notice of the roads I had taken on my way there and found a way to get twisted around on the back roads leading back to Freebird's. I made a few turns in the direction I thought looked familiar, rode for a while, came to a little bridge that didn't look familiar and crossed the bridge, rode some more, decided I was going the wrong direction and went back and crossed the bridge again. Knowing I had to be in the general location of the party, I started riding circles within the general Oberlin area, I crossed the bridge a couple more times and finally found my way back to the event. Having had plenty of time to formulate my plan for the perfect get well card, I was able to avoid the embarrassment of having to admit I had gotten lost that morning when several people inquired into where I had disappeared to that morning. I know there were a couple of people that had told me they were concerned for me and were just about ready to send out a search party but even they were forced off the trail of figuring out my blunder by me turning on my camera so they could participate in the production of the get well wish. Knowing my own mind and how it likes to forget important things (like the names people I have just met 20 minutes before I try to recall who they were) I came up with an idea of video taping people wishing Dan a complete recovery AND stating their screen name in the video - a true duel purpose card!! I removed the 4 gig card from my camera, installed the new 18 gig card and set about the task of trying to create a "Who's Who list of all my wonderful new friends at Freebird's 2015 Maintenance Day as well as a Get Well Card for our hurting friend, Yammer Dan. A HUGE THANK YOU TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK THE TIME OUT OF THEIR MAINTENANCE DAY event hours to contribute to this wonderful reminder of who you are as well as wishing our hurting brother God Speed in his recovery - you folks are the GREATEST bunch of friends a man could have!! @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE35uM0sXzo @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-FOYEC6jY @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq85diGYrqA @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RveY3gJ3WRk @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD9PXf9kiGk @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XxbUI3FZ7c @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJhj6VmUdm0 @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49G8M-I8lRc @https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkc24pGKpeY

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You can do that Chuck but I have found the funner method (at least in my case) was to spread out the HF attendance to include no less than 5 visits per week when our local branch first opened. After a few visits I found myself able to speak Chinese fluently and I had their merchandise so well trained I didnt even have to reach out and remove the stuff from the shelves - it just jumped into my cart as I walked by!! LOTS OF FUN!!!

You read that right ya bunch of lop eared varmints - choose your bike and let me know in this thread what you want - makes no difference of breed, steed or creed - just pick it out and post it here!! If everything goes according to plan, The Pucster will be BUYING!! Also, because of this once in a lifetime offer, your new scoot will come with 1 year of full coverage insurance PLUS a $10,000 dollar gas card PLUS a complete set of riding gear for you and your passenger!!! You have got be asking yourself how this is possible right? Ok, here's the deal. Tippy bought a ticket for the recent Power Ball drawing with winnings in the amount of $900,000,000.00 and, do to the fact that $900,000,000.00 was not quite enough money to be able to do all the things she wanted to do - she purposely picked all non matching numbers for that round - she is pretty dog gone savvy that Tippy is!! She risked having someone else win that sultry sum with the hopes that no one else would win it so she could claim the upcoming $1,300,000,000.00 and, at this point, it looks like her plan is working!! Outline and legal stipulations of how to claim your bike: 1. You must be a supporting member of VR and in good standing. By good standing I mean you must have eaten at least one Hot Dog in your life (I was gonna say no troublemakers but figured we would not be buying any new bikes if that were the qualifier)! 2. You have to post your desired free motorcycle on this thread BEFORE the next Power Ball drawing on 1/13/2016. 3. (this should be the easiest part of all) Tippy must choose all matching numbers on the 1/13/2016 Power Ball drawing (as I said - that should be fairly easy for her to do). Now I can hear some of you more suspicious varmints wondering what happens if you go to all the work of taxing your already overworked cabin fevered brains by choosing a bike and posting it and Tip doesnt win the $1,300,000,000 Lottery. Have no fear, I have an answer for that too. In the unlikely event that this should be the case, you will still be eligible to join in on attending one of "Puc's Greet - Meet and Eat Meat's" during this summer if our Hot Dog cooking crew decides to go for it again this year. We should know by late April if this is going to happen so simply watch the Watering Hole carefully for a posted P.G.M. n E.M. and if nothing else comes of all this, we will see you there!! Keep smiling!! Puc

:dancefool::dancefool:OUTSTANDING B.C.!!!!:dancefool::dancefool: Thoughts and prayers are with you on your trip my friend! May your riding be safe, amazing and fun and your concerts :clap2::clap2:be the same! Thanks for including us with pics and updates as you are enjoying doing what you do brother! Puc

on the wings that were designed for Briggs and Stratton motors. The stewardess with the crooked nose and Horn Rimmed glasses looked back at Eileen and the Bird and asked them if they would hand her a little red box that had been sitting behind them in a cargo net. As the Bird handed the box to the stewardess he noticed the words "Highly Confidential - Snoper Charger" printed next to a small button on the box. He watched as the Pilots hand reached over to the box and heard the sneaky Pilot laugh as he pressed the button on the box. The little plane shuttered as

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Now there's one I have never heard of Doug!! Gonna have to get the baking soda and super glue and give it a shot!

please feel free to take a complementary copy of "Speaking French" found under your seats. FlyinFool Express Inc. would like to thank you for choosing our Airline." Ocean waves skimmed the tires on the little Cub as it fought with all it's might to gain airspeed. The Bird was fairly impressed with the thrust that the twin 20 Horse Tractor motors mounted on the wings of the aircraft produced because he was

You Maxim riders ever had any problems with 2nd Gear? Seems like I heard that the 2nd Gear issues with our early Ventures was also an issue with the Maxims.

Have always wanted to experience the Pig in the Pine Tree event:big-grin-emoticon:,, over and over again I have heard how much fun it is.. Maybe this year:fingers-crossed-emo, we shall see!!

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