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Yea that Fool is a wiley rascal, never to be underestimated!! Fortunately that Canadian back door that he gets his supply of cold air for the Snoper is in the other direction from you David,, your collateral White Wash damage would be measured in feet instead of inches:thumbdown: ..

DRUM ROLLLLLLLLLL,,, EVERYONE IS INVITED TO ATTEND A "PUC'S GREET MEET N EAT MEAT" THIS YEAR WHERE YOU WILL BE SERVED SOME OF THE BEST HOT DOGS KNOWN TO MAN!!!:clap2::clap2::clap2::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool: Unfortunately we will all have to ride our good old Yamaha's, Harley's, Wing's, Spyders, Slingshot's, Victory's, Suzuki's, Kawasaki's or even car's to get there though cause Tip didn't win.. I did learn something from this though,, I was when the 8 ball dropped right off cause that was one of my numbers,, then when that 27 dropped I was :scared:cause those were 2 of the numbers I posted earlier.. Think if this ever happens again I will post BOTH our numbers on here,, maybe THAT is the secret to winning Thanks to all you lop eared varmints for playing along - it was really really fun, Hot Dog's for everyone on ol Puc and keep - your all still wieners (that's how Squidley pronounces "winners") in my book! ############ Tip just told me someone in Southern California WON the JACKPOT :scared::scared: and another ########### DAVO,, you are more than welcome to come up for a Hot Dog too! Be glad to have you!!!

Only if I get to start in the Pole Position!!!

Hi Davo and to VR - glad you found us!:group cheers::group cheers::group cheers: One of the stipulations on this crazy bike giveaway is that my wife and I will only be able to honor bike requests from "Supportive" members (dues are only a buck a month to become one) should she actually win this thing. QUICK - join this madhouse and if she wins you will be riding a new Chief Hope she wins and hope you join!!!

Are you sure? The way he handled himself in such a debonair way I would have sworn that varmint was French!!

Outstanding piece of work Roller!!!:clap2::dancefool::thumbsup: Thanks for all the effort on our behalf Chuck, it's greatly appreciated! And thanks Don for the update and your hard work too brother!

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BUT,, did ya ever lick a sheep's hide? I kissed a goat once (his name was Moe) and he tasted kind of funny, swore I would never lick a goat or sheeps hide after that experience.. Would never suggest that one of my buddies do something I would not do.

Yes you boo boo,, come on,, GIVE IT UP!!!

Clocks ticking,, best be getting your dream bike on the list cause you cant win if your don't try:happy34:!!! In all fairness and honesty, Tip and I have never been much of the gambler types (always figured riding down the road on Tweek's risking life and limb being surrounded by people who dont know how to drive was enough risk in our lives) so we are very new to the Lottery World. Heard a guy on the radio talking about proper Lottery etiquette where he listed things you NEVER do.. Being the type of person who, at times, tends to enjoy swimming against normal societal behavior, I decided to do the opposite of his suggestions which were. 1. Hire an attorney when you win = that wont happen, why would we want to give an attorney all that cash.. 2. Don't take a lump sum payment = a bird in the hand is better than 3 in the bush. 3. Don't give any of it away = but Tip and I enjoy sharing with others 4. Don't tell anyone if you win = but if I don't tell them, aren't these varmint's on VR who are gonna get new bikes from us gonna know anyway? 5. NEVER EVER EVER share your Lottery numbers with others, if you do you will NEVER EVER EVER win! Just the way the guy expressed that last one caught my attention and I wasn't sure why:scratchchin:, THEN :lightbulb:it occurred to me,, playing the Lottery is just like going fishing:thumbsup: When Tip and I go fishing it seems like we both usually catch something but she always catches the biggest one. Although I have always been suspicious of the underlying cause of this phenomenon, I have also noticed that if I leave her home I usually get skunked so I have taken advantage of it many times when hungry for a fresh fish dinner - IT WORKS! In a genuine effort to play by my own unorthodox rules and to increase the opportunity to see all my buddies riding around on new bikes I went bought my own ticket. Now all I gotta do is to share the numbers I chose with you guys and that should increase the possibility of Tip's ticket being the winner substantially!! My numbers are 8, 9, 15, 17, 27 and 24:thumbsup:!! Clock's ticking,, get your dream bike on the list - you will be GLAD you did!!:dancefool::dancefool:

I sure hope the Power Ball Lottery Tip is gonna win tonight ain't backed up by those folks at the one you won from Fozzy, not so sure that those folks are the most trustworthy culprits to deal with!!

GANG PILE ON VZ'S OFFICE:big-grin-emoticon: - I'LL BRING THE HOT DOGS:thumbsup:!!!

then wash em down with a slug of something he had found in jug marked "Snopercharger Juice" that had been rolling around under his feet. CaptN FlyinFool noticed the Bird drinking the juice when he glanced back in his rear view mirror and yelled out

Another perfect example of folks having a hard time following me,, I am a victim of circumstance I tell ya!! If you go to Don's link of him telling us all about his lovely Grand Daughter singing like a princess (WOW - what a voice!!) here: http://www.venturerider.org/forum/showthread.php?115144-My-Granddaughter You will notice that the "link" is shown in text. When I post a link to a video like the one shown below it comes out in non text but shows as a picture link (I'm not smart enough to know how to say "picture link" in proper computer language). I am thinking if I could get the links to show in text form maybe people with clogged and bogged computers would still be able to load the page. Also thinking the issue could still involve one of the varmints I videoed at Maintenance Day.. Next in line for that test would be the person in this next video, definitely a sneaky rascal plus he was the one who started this thread about me causing problems on our site - in it's purest form!!

WOW ZZZZZZZZZZZZ WOW WOW WOW CAN THAT GIRL SING!!!!:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool: THAT IS AWESOME BOSS!!! THANKS FOR SHARING!!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: PLEASE GET HER TO COME TO MAINTENANCE DAY AND GIVE US CONCERT!!:fingers-crossed-emo:fingers-crossed-emo:fingers-crossed-emo:fingers-crossed-emo

You got me figured pretty good there Hugger,, I actually had typed those exact words but thought I better be a little more diplomatic in my approach, didn't wanna be accused of calling one of my lop eared varmint buddies a sheep hide licker

Now THATS a fact Fool!! Got something I been wanting to yak with you about and you mentioning our neighborhood here reminded me of it - thanks!! Was reading in Cha's recent post about alternative energy bikes and all that got me . Didnt I read somewhere that you can make Hydrogen by running electricity thru water? Wonder if we run a cable across Lake Michigan from your house to mine,,, wonder if we could create a permanent cloud of Hydrogen over the pond that we could vacuum off and provide us all with free energy forever ? Sound doable?

I am thinking this all may have to do with the Video's in my story popping up as non hyperlink.. What I do is copy/paste the address from You Tube and post that addy into the story.. Any one know a way to get the link to show as a clickable link instead of as the vid links I posted above??

So,, the first one worked ok.. Could it be the real culprit just returned to make a valiant attempt at covering his tracks:detective: Lets flip the page in our varmint book and take a look:stirthepot:

Awe,,,, thanks KIC - I really appreciate the kind words and covet your friendship too:thumbsup:!!

Wasn't me,, I'm as pure as the driven snow!! You can ask Tippy,, she will tell ya - I didn't do nuttin.. Before we throw the innocent - quiet - tenderhearted little lamb that you all know as Puc out into a snowbank, I think we should take a closer look at the problem, lets diagnose this like we would if one of our bikes was broken:detective: What do we know so far:scratchchin:,, we know that the problem has to do with one of my posts BUT the thread that it happened in was also a thread that I started so we know it's not the thread itself and therefore know that I am not the culprit. It did start with the last story installment I made ,,, AH HA!!! Looking over that last installment I happen to notice that it does involve a series of short video's of some pretty suspicious varmints.. :scared:I'LL BETCHA A CAMEL INFESTED WITH A THOUSAND FLEA'S THAT'S IT!!! I betcha one of those sneaky varmints in one of those video's done poisoned the Water Hole!! :lightbulb:lets examine em one at a time starting with some known probable suspects shall we? Maybe this thread will blow up too and we will find the culprit that way!! Here's the first one,, a VERY suspicious troublemaker who may just be a wolf in wolves clothing (dealing with facts and giving him credit here, he doesn't try to hide the fact that he rides a Harley - gotta be fair).. This could be a lot of fun,, sort of like developing our very own version of those picture books that the Cops have for showing Bank Tellers to identify suspects after getting held up...

Yep, now you went n done it! I tried to tell ya bro but ohhhh nooo,, you hadda go and that lop eared, frozen toed, varmint anyway!! White stuff scattered all the way from Waukee to Ivydale and me stuck right beetwix you two:doh:

The City Of Lights. His eyes were momentarily blinded by the bright sun which caused the Pilot to slip in the precision grip he had on the controls inside the Piper. The plane made a sudden dip which caused several of the Rum Balls to

Right there with the rest of these VR Lop Eareds,, instantly thought of Marcarl wearing his "going on a hot date" outfit!! He definitely do sparkle right up when he puts his mind to it!

My privilege Dan, figured it was the least we could do! Glad I was there to take part in sharing the concern for you brother, that was a close one and you sure gave us a scare!! I hope and pray your recovery continues for the best thru this crazy White Wash and that we get to bump antlers sometime this summer:thumbsup2:! Your ol partner in grime:Bunny: Puc