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then wash em down with a slug of something he had found in jug marked "Snopercharger Juice" that had been rolling around under his feet. CaptN FlyinFool noticed the Bird drinking the juice when he glanced back in his rear view mirror and yelled out

Another perfect example of folks having a hard time following me,, I am a victim of circumstance I tell ya!! If you go to Don's link of him telling us all about his lovely Grand Daughter singing like a princess (WOW - what a voice!!) here: http://www.venturerider.org/forum/showthread.php?115144-My-Granddaughter You will notice that the "link" is shown in text. When I post a link to a video like the one shown below it comes out in non text but shows as a picture link (I'm not smart enough to know how to say "picture link" in proper computer language). I am thinking if I could get the links to show in text form maybe people with clogged and bogged computers would still be able to load the page. Also thinking the issue could still involve one of the varmints I videoed at Maintenance Day.. Next in line for that test would be the person in this next video, definitely a sneaky rascal plus he was the one who started this thread about me causing problems on our site - in it's purest form!!

WOW ZZZZZZZZZZZZ WOW WOW WOW CAN THAT GIRL SING!!!!:clap2::clap2::clap2::clap2::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool: THAT IS AWESOME BOSS!!! THANKS FOR SHARING!!:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: PLEASE GET HER TO COME TO MAINTENANCE DAY AND GIVE US CONCERT!!:fingers-crossed-emo:fingers-crossed-emo:fingers-crossed-emo:fingers-crossed-emo

You got me figured pretty good there Hugger,, I actually had typed those exact words but thought I better be a little more diplomatic in my approach, didn't wanna be accused of calling one of my lop eared varmint buddies a sheep hide licker

Now THATS a fact Fool!! Got something I been wanting to yak with you about and you mentioning our neighborhood here reminded me of it - thanks!! Was reading in Cha's recent post about alternative energy bikes and all that got me . Didnt I read somewhere that you can make Hydrogen by running electricity thru water? Wonder if we run a cable across Lake Michigan from your house to mine,,, wonder if we could create a permanent cloud of Hydrogen over the pond that we could vacuum off and provide us all with free energy forever ? Sound doable?

I am thinking this all may have to do with the Video's in my story popping up as non hyperlink.. What I do is copy/paste the address from You Tube and post that addy into the story.. Any one know a way to get the link to show as a clickable link instead of as the vid links I posted above??

So,, the first one worked ok.. Could it be the real culprit just returned to make a valiant attempt at covering his tracks:detective: Lets flip the page in our varmint book and take a look:stirthepot:

Awe,,,, thanks KIC - I really appreciate the kind words and covet your friendship too:thumbsup:!!

Wasn't me,, I'm as pure as the driven snow!! You can ask Tippy,, she will tell ya - I didn't do nuttin.. Before we throw the innocent - quiet - tenderhearted little lamb that you all know as Puc out into a snowbank, I think we should take a closer look at the problem, lets diagnose this like we would if one of our bikes was broken:detective: What do we know so far:scratchchin:,, we know that the problem has to do with one of my posts BUT the thread that it happened in was also a thread that I started so we know it's not the thread itself and therefore know that I am not the culprit. It did start with the last story installment I made ,,, AH HA!!! Looking over that last installment I happen to notice that it does involve a series of short video's of some pretty suspicious varmints.. :scared:I'LL BETCHA A CAMEL INFESTED WITH A THOUSAND FLEA'S THAT'S IT!!! I betcha one of those sneaky varmints in one of those video's done poisoned the Water Hole!! :lightbulb:lets examine em one at a time starting with some known probable suspects shall we? Maybe this thread will blow up too and we will find the culprit that way!! Here's the first one,, a VERY suspicious troublemaker who may just be a wolf in wolves clothing (dealing with facts and giving him credit here, he doesn't try to hide the fact that he rides a Harley - gotta be fair).. This could be a lot of fun,, sort of like developing our very own version of those picture books that the Cops have for showing Bank Tellers to identify suspects after getting held up...

Yep, now you went n done it! I tried to tell ya bro but ohhhh nooo,, you hadda go and that lop eared, frozen toed, varmint anyway!! White stuff scattered all the way from Waukee to Ivydale and me stuck right beetwix you two:doh:

The City Of Lights. His eyes were momentarily blinded by the bright sun which caused the Pilot to slip in the precision grip he had on the controls inside the Piper. The plane made a sudden dip which caused several of the Rum Balls to

Right there with the rest of these VR Lop Eareds,, instantly thought of Marcarl wearing his "going on a hot date" outfit!! He definitely do sparkle right up when he puts his mind to it!

My privilege Dan, figured it was the least we could do! Glad I was there to take part in sharing the concern for you brother, that was a close one and you sure gave us a scare!! I hope and pray your recovery continues for the best thru this crazy White Wash and that we get to bump antlers sometime this summer:thumbsup2:! Your ol partner in grime:Bunny: Puc

that look just like the Eiffel Tower - I should have known that Tower wasn't near the North Pole, DRAT!! The CaptN rolled the bird and The Bird onto their sides into an easterly bank and asked the Stewardess to pass him another

Its probably cause most of these lop eared geezer varmints are in bed snoozing after a long day of being outside playing in the White Wash..

Just finished watching your video and now reading your ride report brother,, :scared:OUTSTANDING :clap2::clap2::clap2::dancefool::dancefool::dancefool::clap2::clap2::thumbsup: Excellent ride report and you do some AMAZING things with those keys of Ivory my friend - JUST AMAZING!! Tip and I EVER get anywhere near one of your concerts we will hit the skidders!! Sounds like your having a ball out there. Ride safe, STAY WARM in that Aeris Survival Suit (never heard of that one - way cool they did that B.C.!!) and PLEASE keep the updates coming = what a BLAST sitting here hiding out from the cold listening to your warm hearted music and reading your story Thoughts and prayers your way for a continued AWESOME ride! Puc

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Not sure if this solves anything here or not Roller but when I went over to @Flyinfool's to make some adjustments to the White Washer while he was momentarily sidelined I noticed the map below nailed to the wall above his Wisconsin White Wash Machine over shadowed by the words: VR MEMBER PAYBACK LOCATIONS http://www.epgsoft.com/VisitedStatesMap/get_us_map.php/VisitedStatesMap.gif?height=250&format=gif&Submit=Create+Map&states=AR.LA.MS.GA.FL.SC.TN.OK.NM.AZ.CA.HI.AK.NV.CO.KS.MO.KY.IL.IN.WV.VA.MD.PA.NJ.CT.RI.MA.VT.NH.ME.IA.MN.SD.WY.ND.MT.ID.OR.WA Noticed Michigan is on there and white in color but, if I dont see any problems in your area..

It wasn't her finger on the trigger that took my eye out,, more like Tippy's finger in my eye

So thats how people get their kids to cut their weeds for me..

Definitely a Professional Tow Company! Using the words "Stay Back" instead of Vehicle In Tow tells the whole story!

You know your a redneck when:big-grin-emoticon: Actually I like it!! I would be outside rigging my car up right now if my spare Air Unit weren't buried under 8 inches of White Wash:12101:

I TOTALLY agree with Fool here BUT I do get what your talking about Cha. Case in point, Tip and I bumped into a person by the name of Terry Hershner a couple years ago. Terry was just outside of Moab at one of the few gas stations we found in the area. He was on an Iron Butt headed to some kind of an Electric Motorcycle Meet in Ohio. The fuel at this station was over 5 bucks a gallon giving us a total cost of fuel of over 20 bucks just for that tank. Terry's "recharge" at the station was free (about 1/2 hour to recharge) and good for about the same mileage as Tweeks on a "refuel" running 75/80 mph. His bike also has a top speed of 140 mph - of course, just like a dino fuel scoot - the harder ya push it the more fuel it takes. Some folks are aware that Tweeks, Tip and I LOVE coasting, our record non stop coast is a 29 minute/36 mile downhill into King's Canyon. After getting caught carefully examining Terry's "Zero", Terry asked about our bike and I explained some of our journey's and told him about our love for coasting. In a strange way, we connected because of the quietness of Electric Bikes and the same being in coasting. We were amazed at both Terry and his motorcycle. One of the reasons why came about when he pointed out to me how quickly his bike recharges and explained how easy it was to find places to do so - actually far more places to recharge (any where with a 110V outlet) and how most places "charge" free of the other kind of charging. Another point of interest came about when I mentioned how many times we had slipped past people while coasting without them even realizing we were there, I LOVE doing that BUT it can have a not so good side = if a driver doesnt know your there bad things can happen. I actually asked Terry (who is from California so has ridden many very busy highways) about this to which he replied "its a problem whenever I am in traffic - gotta ride those sections of ick-spressway very carefully".. I mentioned maybe putting a loud speaker system on board with the recording of a straight piped Harley being played on it.. He said he had actually considered doing exactly that!! Terry and Craig Vetter (remember Vetter Fairings of yesteryear? thats the guy) are very good friends. Craig actually designed the Streamliner kit for Terry's bike!! I was fascinated by all this and still am!! It has two wheels, handlebars, is completely capable of running some awesome speeds, cost almost nothing to operate PLUS - if I were riding one of these things I could honestly say my motorcycle really has a MOTOR and would not be misconstruing an engine with a "motor" all the time:big-grin-emoticon: Here is a REALLY great article about the man and his machine - IRON BUTTIN!!http://www.greencarreports.com/news/1094483_first-iron-butt-award-for-electric-motorcycle-terry-hershner http://www.greencarreports.com/news/1094483_first-iron-butt-award-for-electric-motorcycle-terry-hershner

You betcha Eckster,, Puc, Luck or even Stuck you know your back is covered when ya call on your buddy's FlyinFool and Cowpuc!!

He aint slippin,, he's just playin with ya like a Salmon fisher plays hooked fish!! Reason I KNOW is he covered our driveway with 4 inches of fresh snow today with his last tuneup and those goofy weather guys are now warning of a major storm headed our way - 6 to 10" inland and even MORE for us Lake Shore dwellers. Sounds like Fool and his Wisconsin White Washer is just getting started brother!!!