I was in the woods for two weeks, NO Internet No phone. Best time of the year. When we got home I had 469 emails, I hit the delete button without looking at any of them.
Boy is you behind the times grandpa. No body calls us meckanicks any more. We have been modernized to tekanamnisions. It don't pay more but gives us the privilege to invest in more sophisticated and expensive tools and allows us to mortgage bigger and fancier tool boxes for a smaller cut of the shop door rate.