Killer squirrel, chapter 2

[DragonRider]

I'm sure most everyone read the hysterical story of the encounter a bike rider had with the Killer Squirrel, well here is chapter 2, short chapter but very funny..........

Tarzan & the Killer Squirrel

 

When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him,

and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex

 

"Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

 

Tarzan said "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree."

 

Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you

how to do it properly."

 

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground. "Here" she said,

pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

 

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood,

stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

 

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?"

 

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

[Rocket]

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

 

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

[Steve S]

I once had my brother-in-law's "pet" squirrel run up my arm and make four laps around my bicep gnawing in high gear. I came out with a nice tattoo and the squirrel had a nice long "flight" across his shop. I could only imagine what would happen if a man didn't "check for squirrels":think: :crying::crying::rotf::rotf::rotf:

[Redneck]

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