BoomerCPO Posted May 29, 2008 #26 Posted May 29, 2008 Free manure....what a deal! LOL! We had a few yuppies move into our town after they built their McMansions. Right from get go they started complaining about the local farmers spreading and harrowing manure on the fields. They even called in the local News Media to whine and snivel on local TV. One farmer (who I refuse to identify) made a fresh manure dump right in their driveways at 3AM in the morning. Whooooo boy those city-slickers went ape-s**t over that!! Those folks had to hire a local farmer to come in with a truck and bucket loader to get those piles removed and you can bet they were charged a hefty price too. Funny thing is.....After all was done.... them folks have kept their mouths SHUT and left the local farmers to do as they please with their land.
oldandcrotchety Posted May 29, 2008 #27 Posted May 29, 2008 If it was me, I think what I would do is just buy one of those very realistic rubber snakes and kind of lodge it in the rose bush. The thief couldn't even blame you for the subsequent heart attack, since you simply put it there to scare off the birds that land on it and poop on it. Never occurred to you that someone would actually try to steal it, right?
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