Ambidextrous Golfer

[SilvrT]

A group of male lawyers lived and died for their Saturday morning round of

golf. One transferred to another city. It wasn't the same without him..

 

A new woman lawyer joined their law firm. She overheard the guys talking

about their golf round. She said, "You know, I used to play on my golf

team in college and I was pretty good Would you mind if I joined you next

week?"

 

The three guys looked at each other. Not one of them wanted to say 'yes',

but she had them on the spot. Finally, one man said it would be okay, but

they would be starting early -- at 6:30 am.

 

He figured the early tee-time would discourage her. The woman said this

may be a problem, and asked if she could be up to 15 minutes late. They

rolled their eyes, but said okay. She smiled and said, "Good, I'll be

there at 6:30 or 6:45."

 

She showed up at 6:30 sharp, and beat all three of them with an

eye-opening 2-under par round. She was fun and pleasant person, and the

guys were impressed. Back at the clubhouse, they congratulated her and

invited her back the next week. She smiled, and said, "I'll be there at

6:30 or 6:45."

 

The next week she again showed up at 6:30 sharp. Only this time, she

played left-handed. The three lawyers were incredulous as she still beat

them with an even par round, despite playing with her off-hand. They were

totally amazed, but wondered if she was trying to make them look bad by

beating them left-handed.

 

They couldn't figure her out. She was again very pleasant and didn't seem

to be purposely showing them up They invited her back again, but each man

harbored a burning desire to beat her game.

 

The third week, the guys had their game faces on. But this time, she was

15 minutes late, which made the guys irritable. This week the lady lawyer

played right-handed, and narrowly beat all three of them.

 

The men mused that her late arrival was due to petty gamesmanship on her

part. However, she was so gracious and so complimentary of their strong

play, they couldn't hold a grudge.

 

Back in the clubhouse, all three guys were shaking their heads. This woman

was a riddle no one could figure out. They had a couple of beers, and

finally, one of the men asked her point blank, "How do you decide if

you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

 

The lady blushed, and grinned... "That's easy," she said. "When my Dad

taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch

back and forth.

 

When I got married in college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in

the nude. >From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I left

in the morning for golf practice, I would pull the covers off him. If his

you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed right-handed; if it was

pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed.

 

The guys on the team thought this was hysterical. Astonished at this

bizarre information, one of the guys shot back, "But what if it's pointing

straight up in the air?"

 

She said, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late