Marriage

[Venturous Randy]

This is true.

Randy

[Woody]

Hey!!!! Trina come look what Randy said about you!

[RDawson]

24 years in and I'm not sure I've figured it out yet.

[SilvrT]

24 years in and I'm not sure I've figured it out yet.

 

I'm 100% sure I haven't !

[Sailor]

There is a woman ( usually) involved. No man will ever figure it out.

[Zelthian]

I have a patch on my vest:

 

"Love is blind. Marriage is an eye-opener."

[Sylvester]

47+ years and there is no figuring it out! :no-no-no::no-no-no:

 

[Flyinfool]

[saddlebum]

There was once a rider who prided himself in riding every state in the USA.

As it happens were ever he went, when ever someone needed assistance,

He was more than willing to stop and lend a hand if he was able.

 

One Day he had a close call and while recovering in the hospital,

he was visited by the almighty Lord.

 

The Lord commented on his more than helpful nature and offered to do something special for him.

At this the rider commented that he had rode to every state except Hawaii.

and asked if the lord could create a bridge from the main land to Hawaii.

The Lord said that was a very difficult undertaking and could he request something different.

So the rider asked for a means that would make it easier to understand his wife.

The Lord responded by asking.

"Now just exactly how long would that bridge need to be?"

[7 lakes]

I like to say that I knew I was marrying Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name was Always.

 

 

 

Just kidding hon ...