WARNING...we are under ATTACK!!!

[zagger]

I posted a tongue in cheek post recently poking fun at everyone up north about how we get very few days of too cold to ride weather and don't get a season to work on our bikes here. I might have slightly exaggerated our year round riding season in the interest of humor.

 

Minus 10 this morning with a high temperature today predicted to be +4F (it is still -4F at noon). Our dogs head out the door with enthusiasm but within 2 minutes they were stuck out in the yard holding their paws up in the air. It takes lots of calling to get them to limp back to the house on three feet. Too freak'n cold to do anything outside or in the garage. It might only be Jan. 1, but I'm ready for spring!

zag

[slowrollwv]

We haven't had that low temps here but we are close. 4* yesterday morning with a high of 17*. Last night was 8* and may get to 20* today.

[Yammer Dan]

They are calling for a Heat Wave Wednesday. Gonna get 1 degree above Freezing!!! Where did I put that Sun Screen???

[mraf]

Don't you all remember? The equinox has started! It's getting warmer,:cold: 13 degrees, 3-5 foot of snow everywhere and still snowing! Warmer, Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha..:bang head: Its just getting started!!!!!!!!!!!

[Flyinfool]

I could sure use some of that global warming stuff they keep talking about. It has been to cold to go outside to play with my machines.......... So they have had to just sit there pointed in the same direction till it gets a bit warmer for these old bones to go out to play some more..........

 

I guess I will have to work on a remote control system so I can play from the comfort of my sofa............

[Dragonslayer]

I could sure use some of that global warming stuff they keep talking about. It has been to cold to go outside to play with my machines.......... So they have had to just sit there pointed in the same direction till it gets a bit warmer for these old bones to go out to play some more..........

 

I guess I will have to work on a remote control system so I can play from the comfort of my sofa............

 

So that is what happened. I thought we had a deal and you were on top of it to throw some snow down this way. We got the sub artic temperatures but no moisture. So now I'm back on the job dealing with cold weather emergencies without any snow or ice.

 

Come on now work with me. I'm not ready to be back at work. We need a snowmagadin down here in the sunny south.

[Condor]

So far we've dodged the bullet here in NorCal. 65deg and sunny yesterday. Left the office door open and enjoyed the weather...

[Dragonslayer]

So far we've dodged the bullet here in NorCal. 65deg and sunny yesterday. Left the office door open and enjoyed the weather...

 

Forget you....... Was that politically correct enough?

[Condor]

Forget you....... Was that politically correct enough?

 

:nanner:

[Yammer Dan]

WHAT BOB SAID!!!:backinmyday:

[Flyinfool]

So that is what happened. I thought we had a deal and you were on top of it to throw some snow down this way. We got the sub artic temperatures but no moisture. So now I'm back on the job dealing with cold weather emergencies without any snow or ice.

 

Come on now work with me. I'm not ready to be back at work. We need a snowmagadin down here in the sunny south.

 

WHAT BOB SAID!!!:backinmyday:

 

So now there are two of you that want a snomagedin............................

[slowrollwv]

Jeff if those two want it give it to them but leave me out. I don't want any. If we get snow that means I have to drive the daughter to work and then to pick her up. So let me out.

[Yammer Dan]

They say it might get up to Freezing tomorrow!!! Warm enough ta Snow???:rasberry:

[Flyinfool]

You do know that there is no such thing as to cold to snow..................

[Yammer Dan]

-4 its too cold for me to be out but Warden got doc apt about 60 miles away!! Should be fun!! I Love Ice!!!!

[Yammer Dan]

SURPRISE!! Roads all clear. Not even a good covering!!:stickinouttounge::nanner:

[Yammer Dan]

Ice chunks in the river have slowed Way Down. May see it freeze over!! White crap floating down!!

[slowrollwv]

That is OK Dan a couple more days of this cold s%$t and that Bum fellow up north will have enough white crap to clog the door shut he left OPEN and we will start to get some of those southern breezes and it will warm up a little.

[saddlebum]

That is OK Dan a couple more days of this cold s%$t and that Bum fellow up north will have enough white crap to clog the door shut he left OPEN and we will start to get some of those southern breezes and it will warm up a little.

Why is nobody listening. I stated several times the door is closed, we canucks want a fun snow filled winter this year. Ive left it all up to @Flyinfool to look after the US side all on his lonesome this year.

[Sylvester]

I know this has nothing to do with "Fool" but my well pump is froze this morning. Never happened in ten years but it is seven degrees this morning after a week below freezing. Next week in the fifties and even sixties. Oh well at least no snow.

[Flyinfool]

Why is nobody listening. I stated several times the door is closed, we canucks want a fun snow filled winter this year. Ive left it all up to Flyinfool to look after the US side all on his lonesome this year.

 

I think I found the issue, Yes the door is closed, BUT it is a screen door!!!! That would explain why all this nasty super cold air is blowing down from the north since Christmas.

 

I guess I might just have to take a trip up to near the border to see what I can use to plug up the mesh in that screen.

[saddlebum]

I think I found the issue, Yes the door is closed, BUT it is a screen door!!!! That would explain why all this nasty super cold air is blowing down from the north since Christmas.

 

I guess I might just have to take a trip up to near the border to see what I can use to plug up the mesh in that screen.

I never said what kind of door it was. just that it was closed and keeping the Canadian snow in Canada.

[cowpuc]

The over spray here on the down wind side of Fool's launch pad is just amazing = we have just under 3 feet of standing White Wash over spray and no end in sight!!! The Luge, lighted cross country ski trail and Ice Skating rink at the Sports Complex in the State Park just down the street is in a HUGE full swing!! Tip and I even saw some young folks tent camping down there today on the way into town to pick up an RX - God Bless those crazy youngens!!!

It is definitely winter BUT = Spring is right around the corner!!!! Enjoy your time of there Mr. Frosty Fool cause it wont be long and the melt down will once again put your evil ways on the run!!!

[slowrollwv]

Puc I have a question for you. Why did Mother Nature marry Old Man Winter and produce those two kids that we have to put up with? That Breezy Bum and Frosty Fool. They play havoc with the weather and cause all this trouble. :Avatars_Gee_George:

[Marcarl]

Puc I have a question for you. Why did Mother Nature marry Old Man Winter and produce those two kids that we have to put up with? That Breezy Bum and Frosty Fool. They play havoc with the weather and cause all this trouble. :Avatars_Gee_George:

And you thought old men were useless!!