Who are you looking for?

[baylensman]

So we are all sitting around the pool deck at the clubhouse, generally enjoying our retirement. This guy charges through the building, you can hear doors slamming open, well at this time of day there is nothing going on inside, door are only open to give access to the pool. Finally this guy bursts through the door onto the deck and says "where Alice?" we all look at each other nobody knows anybody named Alice. We tell the guy nobody here by that name. Well the guys shoulders slump and he looks real disappointed. One of our braver members ask him why he's so depressed. He explains that he has a new girl friend that he couldn't keep up with in the sack. She told him See Alice before we try again, turns out he's been hunting her for days.