The Similarities Between Motorcycles and Women

[SilvrT]

Well it has been a long winter and I was just sitting here thinking about how similar motorcycles are to women and/or marriage. Here is my list of reasons:

Once you have one you don't want anyone else to touch or ride it.

Some guys only get new ones that have never been ridden while other guys prefer used models.

You see a bike that you instantly love and decide to get, then after a little while you can't stand it and it costs you a fortune to get out of it.

Some guys like Japanese, some American and some European.

Personally I think the Italians are the sexiest but they have very high maintenance costs.

When you are 16 you want to ride all the time, a couple of times a day, when you are older you are happy if you get to ride once a week.

Some guys like dirty bikes.

Some guys put on protection before they ride, others just hope right on.

I know that sometimes my bike won't start very well, I have to warm her up for a while.

Some guys like a hard seat, other prefer more cushy.

As soon as some guys get a new bike they want to start test riding others.

Some guys like to go for short rides and others prefer longer rides.

If you are far away from home, some guys like to just rent one and go for a quick ride.

There is nothing wrong with looking at another guys bike.

The exhaust on my bike is too loud.

I don't know about you but my bike cost me a fortune.

Some guys don't like bikes, they only ride cars.

Even after you get rid of one, it can still come back and bite you in the a$$.

[Woody]

True so True

[XV1100SE]

Add to that...

Shiny stuff looks good on them but costs a lot

[BratmanXj]

[Marcarl]

Best not to tinker with either, you never know what calamity comes next.