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So one day this Middle aged woman says to her husband " the kids are gone, the house is well kept,,, i think its time for you to go to the doctor and get those little pills so we can have sex like when we younger"

 

The next morning the woman walks into the kitchen an sees a new bottle of DIET pills on her plate.

 

The still haven't found the body...

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Truth be told. Men would be happy with that attitude no matter what size she was! Now, the wife might be more inclined if we were slimmer.......

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Truth be told. Men would be happy with that attitude no matter what size she was! Now, the wife might be more inclined if we were slimmer.......

 

 

Then she would think her cooking wasn't up to par!!:fatsmiley: I keep the Warden convinced that she is a very good cook!!:fatsmiley:

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Then she would think her cooking wasn't up to par!!:fatsmiley: I keep the Warden convinced that she is a very good cook!!:fatsmiley:

Yeah, that's a little problem I have with Linda, she's a very good cook and I don't want to hurt her feelings by not eating everything she cooks. :innocent:

Randy

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