SilvrT Posted December 18, 2016 #1 Posted December 18, 2016 ..... Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones. Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and tha tby drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one(1) hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally, and 8 ) Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary! Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!
baylensman Posted December 20, 2016 #3 Posted December 20, 2016 UNIVERSITY OF MONTREAL!! YOU CAN'T GET REAL BEER OR REAL MEN AT LEAST NOT 100 AT THE SAME PLACE. Sorry guys just couldn't resist. I do like our Northern brothers and sister, it was just such a big opening:2143:.
Kretz Posted December 20, 2016 #4 Posted December 20, 2016 :rotf:Hoo Boy SilvrT you're skating on thin ice there.... hope your wife doesn't see that post or you'll be out in the lol
SilvrT Posted December 20, 2016 Author #5 Posted December 20, 2016 :rotf:Hoo Boy SilvrT you're skating on thin ice there.... hope your wife doesn't see that post or you'll be out in the lol no biggie, been there a few times already LOL
Bert2006 Posted December 20, 2016 #6 Posted December 20, 2016 :rotf::rotfl::rotf::rotfl::rotf::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh:
SilvrT Posted December 20, 2016 Author #7 Posted December 20, 2016 :rotf::rotfl::rotf::rotfl::rotf::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh::Laugh: I'm guessing you found it funny ......
Bert2006 Posted December 20, 2016 #8 Posted December 20, 2016 I'm guessing you found it funny ...... :sign yeah that::sign yeah that::sign yeah that:
N3FOL Posted December 27, 2016 #9 Posted December 27, 2016 I love to share the good news. I happily don't drink beer.
Yammer Dan Posted December 27, 2016 #10 Posted December 27, 2016 Another Reason to stick to that West Virginia Shine!!!!
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