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I like getting old. In fact I like doing it so much that I think I'll keep doing it for the rest of my life! :whistling:

 

It's actually a pretty easy thing to do... just don't die!

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Lol one of my friends looks 50 its crazy when you realize you haven't been to school in 20 years

 

Living life one curve after the other. Vroom scooting, thru the countryside.

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I like getting old. In fact I like doing it so much that I think I'll keep doing it for the rest of my life! :whistling:

 

It's actually a pretty easy thing to do... just don't die!

 

Managed to avoid that part so far. Except for that time in 78. They claimed my heart stopped beating for almost 7 min. Yeah I dropped it pretty hard that time. Slept for 13 days. 27 broken bones. Family was told if I woke up I would probally be a vegetable. Dying ain't hard. Getting up and walking out of there three weeks later not so easy.

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Yep, when you flirt with some pretty young lady and she thinks you are being cute (and harmless), you know you are over the hill.

 

Aaawww at least you dodged that creepy old guy thing then and get too be cute. :happy65:

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Yep, when you flirt with some pretty young lady and she thinks you are being cute (and harmless), you know you are over the hill.

 

Do that nowadays and you're pegged as a pervert and in danger of being incarcerated for sexual harassment.

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Do that nowadays and you're pegged as a pervert and in danger of being incarcerated for sexual harassment.

 

It's like Fred Sanford used to say, "I'm going to be a dirty old man until I'm a dead old man.". Actually, I think most women of all ages like being told that they are beautiful. When you are young, there are pretty girls and not so pretty girls. But when you get old, they are all beautiful!!!!

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When you are young, there are pretty girls and not so pretty girls. But when you get old, they are all beautiful!!!!

 

hmmmm... guess I'm not old then LOL

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