SilvrT Posted August 26, 2016 #1 Posted August 26, 2016 [h=2]Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.[/h] A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?" The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?" The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something. "If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? "Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? "Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? "Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? "Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't." The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?" The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
Flyinfool Posted August 26, 2016 #3 Posted August 26, 2016 Now you tell me that I can not get Polish sausage at Home Depot, I guess I'll have to try Menards...........
Backinthesaddle Posted August 26, 2016 #4 Posted August 26, 2016 Well Menards does have the small grocery section so.........
Yammer Dan Posted August 27, 2016 #5 Posted August 27, 2016 That's why the Warden does the shopping!! I went for a loaf of bread and ended up in Tenn.
Holly Posted August 27, 2016 #6 Posted August 27, 2016 Now you tell me that I can not get Polish sausage at Home Depot, I guess I'll have to try Menards........... My menards does have "polish sausage"
eagleeye Posted August 27, 2016 #8 Posted August 27, 2016 I draw the line, no food bought at Menards. I'll stick to 2X4s
Backinthesaddle Posted August 30, 2016 #9 Posted August 30, 2016 But the .98 good and plentys. That dal can't be beat. Sometimes I will go to Menards just for those
snyper316 Posted September 5, 2016 #10 Posted September 5, 2016 That's why the Warden does the shopping!! I went for a loaf of bread and ended up in Tenn. How far are you from Tenn. I can go thru 4 states in a day where I live!!
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