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[h=2]Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.[/h]

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"

 

The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"

 

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

 

"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

 

"Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

 

"Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

 

"Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

 

"Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"

 

The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

 

The guy says, "Because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"

 

The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."

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Now you tell me that I can not get Polish sausage at Home Depot, I guess I'll have to try Menards...........

 

My menards does have "polish sausage"

 

:banana:

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That's why the Warden does the shopping!! I went for a loaf of bread and ended up in Tenn.:backinmyday:

 

How far are you from Tenn. I can go thru 4 states in a day where I live!!

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