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The Tooch

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cowpuc

cowpuc

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Harley Hack.......:puzzled:

 

Bought me a Harley........:confused07:

 

Harley Licence plate bracket! :confused24:

 

 

:stickpoke::rotf::rotf::rotf::rotfl::rasberry:

 

Dear "The Tooch":

 

The staff here at VR searched our archives and finally were able to locate your registered name herein. We noticed you ride a Yamaha Super Tenere - is there a chance that - in your memory - you recently took an extended trip on your motorcycle? The reason you are being asked this question is that "VentureRider.org" was sold to an all Harley group 11 years ago and we are all wondering if you may have time warped on your machine during a recent ride. The reason the site was sold is that Mother Yamaha never did fulfill her obligation to her dedicated Venture riders and 15 years ago one of the members on the original VentureRider site won 8.9 billion dollars in a lottery and purchased all remaining 1st and 2nd Gen Ventures and he with all remaining members of the original site are now living high on the hog (no pun intended) in some remote area - his name was "YamahaDan" or something like that.

Due to past :stickpoke: and :witch_brew: about The Motor Company - we no longer allow anything but Harley's on this site.. We encourage you to remount your Super Ten and redo the ride you recently returned from in the opposite direction which you initially rode the trip - hopefully this will return you to the world that you know and obviously loved.

 

Sincerely Yours

Kowmanure

yamagrl

yamagrl

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Due to past :stickpoke: and :witch_brew: about The Motor Company - we no longer allow anything but Harley's on this site.. We encourage you to remount your Super Ten and redo the ride you recently returned from in the opposite direction which you initially rode the trip - hopefully this will return you to the world that you know and obviously loved.

 

Sincerely Yours

Kowmanure

 

 

But ya hafta doit ridin backwards or it won't wurk!

The Tooch

The Tooch

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But what if on my travels I drive through a Cow Pattie and have an accident and crash into a Harley driven by Yammer Dan on his way to a Fix It Day in a galaxie far, far away, hosted by a ConvictBird!???!!! Oh! No time paradoxes! :yikes: My head hurts.......:bang head:

 

Dragonslayer

Dragonslayer

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I've got a New York Harley t shirt. The only reason why I keep it it has a picture of the NY city skyline with the World Trade Center Towers in the center of it. I wear it every 9/11.

DblTrbl

DblTrbl

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But what if on my travels I drive through a Cow Pattie and have an accident and crash into a Harley driven by Yammer Dan on his way to a Fix It Day in a galaxie far, far away, hosted by a ConvictBird!???!!! Oh! No time paradoxes! :yikes: My head hurts.......:bang head:

 

 

Tooch, did you mean CowPuc or Cow Pattie? No chance of crashing into a Harley if you avoid the breakdown lane or the trailers on the side of the road.............

cowpuc

cowpuc

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Tooch, did you mean CowPuc or Cow Pattie? No chance of crashing into a Harley if you avoid the breakdown lane or the trailers on the side of the road.............

 

ahh ohh Tooch,,,, thinkin x2 Trouble didnt know cow pie is gender sensitive :backinmyday::biker::beer:

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