Points To Ponder

[Midicat]

1) The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

 

2) My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure he was hitting on me.

 

3) My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the175 lbs I've gained since then.

 

4) I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"

 

5) The speed with which a woman says "nothing", when asked "What's wrong?", is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming.

 

6) Denny's has a slogan, 'If it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday ... your life sucks!

 

7) The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. Pretty sure she's going to get me something.

 

8) I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor".

 

9) I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

 

10) What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses?

 

11) Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!

 

12) The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet is because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course, Opie -- all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

[Marcarl]

Oh you hit some ideas!!!! How old are you anyways??

[Midicat]

Hiya Carl!

We're good. Drove by your place a few weeks ago. No one home...we figured you were off galavanting around. We haven't seen your usual Wed. Night Brantford Ride post so we figured you've really retired. You and Marca are well?

 

Thomas

[Larry1963]

Number 5 is the most true out of all of those