And then the fight started....

[Eck]

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and my wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby

 

I asked my wife, ‘Do you know him?’

‘Yes,’ she sighed, ‘He’s my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn’t been sober since.’

‘My God!’ I said to my wife, ‘who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?’

[SilvrT]

haha... and I'm still celebrating from splitting with my ex ... and toasting my good fortune to have found my current!

[Venturous Randy]

haha... and I'm still celebrating from splitting with my ex ... and toasting my good fortune to have found my current!

 

Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto, Ditto.

I could keep going, but I think you get the idea.

Randy

[baylensman]

So my wife comes home from shopping with a new dress for the party.

 

She's grinning like an idiot and says "wait till you see this new dress the pattern is so slimming"

 

well she comes out 10 minutes later wearing the dress and says "see it makes me look better honey"

 

i replied " yes dear your not near as fat in that one...."

 

thats when the fight started