Senior Center...............

[Eck]

Yesterday my wife asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She said, "Are you nuts? You're 64 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

 

She said to me, You idiot, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club....not a Parachute Club!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week!

 

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier..............