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Wife says: 'Harley goes or she goes.’.

Your choice. Both in excellent condition: first offer $5,900."

Sportster: 2006 XL1200L excellent condition.

Wife: 1959 model year in excellent condition, considering

Sportster: Only 6,500 miles (less than 900 miles per year!)

Wife: High Mileage.

Sportster: Well maintained... and it shows - see the pictures.

Wife: High maintenance - and it shows - see the pictures.

 

Sportster: Fresh oil change and filter (didn’t need it)

Wife: Oil never changed but regularly checked

 

Sportster: Gently ridden, never in the rain, stored in climate controlled garage

Wife: Ridden hard and put up wet

Sportster: Comes with $2500 in S&S power options (Vanes & Hines drag pipes, carb and tuning. KN airfilter) substantial power increase over stock

Wife: Too much power

 

Sportster: Good ride for beginners or seasoned riders alike

Wife: This is for experts only

Sportster: Comes with 1 – 2 hour riding lesson

Wife: No lessons needed and NO instruction manual

 

Sportster: Beautiful bike . . . pearl white with black and orange accent stripes

Wife: Beautiful edition . . . white with a mean streak

Sportster: Test ride before you buy

Wife: Don’t even go there