Marcarl Posted February 20, 2016 #1 Posted February 20, 2016 Went out shopping this morning,, looking for some additional butcher cases from which to sell our products. Then I came home for lunch and helped myself to a bit of a snooze. I do that most afternoons, I find it gives more reason to have a couch downstairs and it lets the work pile up a little bit more so that I don't have to bend over so far. I did put my back out once when I bent over, so a guy has to be kind of careful with that,,, so I am! Well anyways, the snooze came to an end when Marca showed up with the groceries so I helped her get them into the house, and then seeing as I was already somewhat working I figured I might as well see what was needing doing out in the shop. One of the things that has been bothering me is the amount of them there little spiders that I seem to have an abundance of. They is everywhere. Today was a good day to attack them so the first thing I did was to open the garage door to let the shop air out some and to throw some more light on the subject, and I thought that if the air cooled a bit, them spiders would not be as tricky to get. Once I had the door open I got ready to set up the vacuum and get to work,,, when wouldn't you believe it ???? there was the grandmother of all spiders sitting there in the middle of the floor, just looking at me. I never seen something like that in all my life,, at least not I could immediately remember,,, too big for the vacuum and downright scary. I had to stop to consider what to do,,,, smash the crap out of it?, boot it out the door?, call Marca so she could be scared with me?, call animal control?,,,,,, I was totally undecided when that beast decided things for me! It was looking at me with 2 BIG eyes, it's tentacles were twitching, and those big black legs were searching for grip. No it was not coming at me,,,,, it was actually headed for the open door, when I realized that my neighbors dog was out in the front yard and it had it's eyes on him. I could not let that monster get out the door but I didn't have the where with-all to stop it either,,, and I was feeling sorry for Jake, the dog,,,,, so I did what any groan man would do I suppose,,,, I gathered all my will power, threw it in the garbage, and climbed on the back of this beast to give it proper direction. What a great ride,, took in about 2 hours of pure fulfillment.
cowpuc Posted February 21, 2016 #2 Posted February 21, 2016 Never,, NO NEVER nod out for your afternoon nappies while watching Arachnophobia Carl...
Venturous Randy Posted February 21, 2016 #3 Posted February 21, 2016 You might want to get a current review of your meds. Randy
XV1100SE Posted February 21, 2016 #4 Posted February 21, 2016 Yeah....bet you showed that Spyder who was boss !
Chaharly Posted February 21, 2016 #5 Posted February 21, 2016 I would suggest calling animal control. They make get that spider out of harms way
dogman Posted February 22, 2016 #6 Posted February 22, 2016 Have you got the bounce and jump out of that spider now?
cowpuc Posted February 23, 2016 #7 Posted February 23, 2016 :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: WE BEEN HAD!!!!! :doh::doh::doh::doh::doh::doh: GOOD ONE YA LOP EARED CRAZY CANUCK VARMINT!!
Yammer Dan Posted February 23, 2016 #8 Posted February 23, 2016 I'm gonna take my gun and go to the garage!!!
Kiwiroyale Posted February 23, 2016 #10 Posted February 23, 2016 You guys had a long winter over there or what!!!!!!
cowpuc Posted February 23, 2016 #11 Posted February 23, 2016 [ATTACH=CONFIG]104092[/ATTACH] You can see it here waiting to pounce. Yep,, THERE IT IS,, just waiting for some innocent victim to come passing by so it can nip em... LOOKY LOOKY WHAT ELSE I SEE :scared:I KNEW that sooner or later Frosty would show up around here!!!! @Flyinfool,, LOOK WHAT JOE'S GOT - a of that long lost Snowman,,,,,, nah nah dee boo boo - told cha I wasnt seeing things THANKS JOE - PERFECT OF GREAT MEMORIES!!
saddlebum Posted February 23, 2016 #12 Posted February 23, 2016 They probably thought that big orangy looking spyder was bretherin and came over thinking theyed have a big reunion
Flyinfool Posted February 23, 2016 #13 Posted February 23, 2016 Yep,, THERE IT IS,, just waiting for some innocent victim to come passing by so it can nip em... LOOKY LOOKY WHAT ELSE I SEE :scared:I KNEW that sooner or later Frosty would show up around here!!!! @Flyinfool,, LOOK WHAT JOE'S GOT - a of that long lost Snowman,,,,,, nah nah dee boo boo - told cha I wasnt seeing things THANKS JOE - PERFECT OF GREAT MEMORIES!! I know NOTHINGK......
Yammer Dan Posted February 24, 2016 #14 Posted February 24, 2016 (edited) Whats that Orange thingey in my tent spot?? Edited February 27, 2016 by Yammer Dan
Marcarl Posted February 24, 2016 Author #15 Posted February 24, 2016 [ATTACH=CONFIG]104092[/ATTACH] You can see it here waiting to pounce. Interesting to say the least!!!! I'll bet the photographer never even noticed how the camera managed to the center the photo to something as exciting as it did.
saddlebum Posted February 24, 2016 #16 Posted February 24, 2016 It did not see any tent poles so it thought it was up for grabs:rotfl: Yammer and his tent w/o poles.
Yammer Dan Posted February 27, 2016 #17 Posted February 27, 2016 I got handlebars !! Don't need stinking poles!!!
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