Backwoods Vasectomy

SapperMedic · February 19, 2016

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as

they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his

doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didnt want to

have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could

fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the

doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can,

then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world,

but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going

to help me."

"Trust me", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the

can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point he

paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his

other hand.

venturesome · February 20, 2016

I saw that joke on a bicycle forum, but it was about a Texan!!

SapperMedic · February 22, 2016

Knew that was coming

venturesome · February 23, 2016

Just kiddin', all good fun! Thank you for your service.

Actually, most any smart Alabamian would hold the beer can against the other ear with the other hand and finish counting to 10. This would not have the desired result, which would be the fault of the doctor/veterinarian, which you failed to mention was from Texas!

SilvrT · February 23, 2016

Just kiddin', all good fun! Thank you for your service.
Actually, most any smart Alabamian would hold the beer can against the other ear with the other hand and finish counting to 10. This would not have the desired result, which would be the fault of the doctor/veterinarian, which you failed to mention was from Texas!

Where's the popcorn 'n beer ....