Cowpuc. I have a question.

[BigLenny]

The other day, on one of my trips to see a client, I found my mind wandering into Cowpuc story land. Just thinking and laughing about Cowpucs various stories of him, Tippy, and Tweeks. Then, the thought crossed my mind, is Tweeks a He, or a She? Yep, this is the kind of deep thinking I get into when I have a couple hours of windshield time to burn while I'm getting around to my customers in my sales territory. In today's gender neutral world, sometimes ya can't tell if what your looking at is a He or a She. And Lord knows it's PC incorrect to ask. But, I ain't sacred. So, it's time for Tweeks to come outta the closet. Puc, what is Tweeks?

[Flyinfool]

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I did a double take and asked Tweeks if she was seeing what I was seeing. Here it was at least 80 degrees outside and there stood a SNOW MAN!!

 

I found this where @cowpuc refers to Tweeks as a she.

[mirider]

I found this where @cowpuc refers to Tweeks as a she.

 

BUT........"she" has horns :confused07:

[SilvrT]

BUT........"she" has horns :confused07:

 

Doesn't every "she" have "horns" ????

[Flyinfool]

Not every she has horns but some definitely do.

[cowpuc]

The other day, on one of my trips to see a client, I found my mind wandering into Cowpuc story land. Just thinking and laughing about Cowpucs various stories of him, Tippy, and Tweeks. Then, the thought crossed my mind, is Tweeks a He, or a She? Yep, this is the kind of deep thinking I get into when I have a couple hours of windshield time to burn while I'm getting around to my customers in my sales territory. In today's gender neutral world, sometimes ya can't tell if what your looking at is a He or a She. And Lord knows it's PC incorrect to ask. But, I ain't sacred. So, it's time for Tweeks to come outta the closet. Puc, what is Tweeks?

 

To heck with PCness,, thats a really good question of which I would be happy to answer!

Tweeks is a lovely lady born of a mysterious nomadic tribe of motorcycles known as the Kirakuna's. Tweeks mom was 100% Kirakuna, which was easily identifiable cause she was a Blonde. Tweeks mother was also known to have had the blood of Royalty flowing thru her veins and she proudly carried a badge on her proclaiming this fact. The badge read "Royale" and the pretty princess who would become Tweeks mother wore this badge of honor thru her entire life. Tweeks father was a fun loving chap but he didn't have the pedigree that Tweeks mom did, he sprouted up from another nomadic tribe of bikes known as the Adobencha's but he also had a fair amount of Kirakuna blood too. The Adobencha tribe of bikes were a different kind of breed genetically in that both male and female of the species commonly grew horns. This was not so within the Kirakuna tribe. Tweeks inherited a number of both her mother and fathers attributes but she tends to lean more toward her dad's Adobencha heritage than the combined Kirakuna blood line of both of her parents.

The Kirakuna's and the Adobencha tribes roamed Asia for many many years and finally found their way to mainland North America during the early 1980's. It is not uncommon to see one of them grazing in the open ranges of the USA, Canada, South America, Europe and even the rest of the world to this very day. I spoke to a Japenese man one time and he told me this was not surprising because of the Japanese interpretation of Tweeks parents tribal names.

Thanks for asking Lenny!

 

Edited January 15, 2016 by cowpuc

[Drews]

BUT DOES SHE HAVE PAPERS OR A TITLE LIKE ROAL STAR VENTURE

[cowpuc]

BUT DOES SHE HAVE PAPERS OR A TITLE LIKE ROAL STAR VENTURE

 

She does Drews but her papers are hardly legible as they are badly stained with a substance that looks a lot like something that belongs on a Hot Dog

[Leftcoaster]

Love the pic!

[Goose68]

To heck with PCness,, thats a really good question of which I would be happy to answer!

Tweeks is a lovely lady born of a mysterious nomadic tribe of motorcycles known as the Kirakuna's. Tweeks mom was 100% Kirakuna, which was easily identifiable cause she was a Blonde. Tweeks mother was also known to have had the blood of Royalty flowing thru her veins and she proudly carried a badge on her proclaiming this fact. The badge read "Royale" and the pretty princess who would become Tweeks mother wore this badge of honor thru her entire life. Tweeks father was a fun loving chap but he didn't have the pedigree that Tweeks mom did, he sprouted up from another nomadic tribe of bikes known as the Adobencha's but he also had a fair amount of Kirakuna blood too. The Adobencha tribe of bikes were a different kind of breed genetically in that both male and female of the species commonly grew horns. This was not so within the Kirakuna tribe. Tweeks inherited a number of both her mother and fathers attributes but she tends to lean more toward her dad's Adobencha heritage than the combined Kirakuna blood line of both of her parents.

The Kirakuna's and the Adobencha tribes roamed Asia for many many years and finally found their way to mainland North America during the early 1980's. It is not uncommon to see one of them grazing in the open ranges of the USA, Canada, South America, Europe and even the rest of the world to this very day. I spoke to a Japenese man one time and he told me this was not surprising because of the Japanese interpretation of Tweeks parents tribal names.

Thanks for asking Lenny!

 

 

This is one of the best stinking stories I have ever heard lol

[cowpuc]

This is one of the best stinking stories I have ever heard lol

 

Awe, thanks Goose - glad you enjoyed that little bit of trivia