Getting the kids home for Christmas

[Zzyzx]

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says,

 

"I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce...; 45 years of marriage... and that much misery is enough!"

 

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son yells.

 

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old dad explained. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!".

 

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

 

"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

 

She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, "You are not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, you hear me?" she yelled as she hung up the phone.

 

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay", he says, "it's all set. They're both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare."

[SilvrT]

Heard that one before... still funny!

[kevin-vic-b.c.]

too bad you held onto that so long... it could have saved me enough $$$ to pay for Kruisin the Kootenays

[SilvrT]

too bad you held onto that so long... it could have saved me enough $$$ to pay for Kruisin the Kootenays

 

Guess you'd better take on some extra work then....

[cowpuc]

If I tried that my girls in California would pay the attorney fees for the divorce, then pay Tips airfare to come out there and live with them, then they would all me with a note attached - Whose gonna take care of ya now ya geezer of a lop eared varmint?

[kevin-vic-b.c.]

Guess you'd better take on some extra work then....

 

Two jobs is enough thank you..... just dropped $600 for a used transmission for other sons van. I have no idea what that will cost me before it is out of my driveway.

Lori and I may just run away from home.... it will be cheaper.