SilvrT Posted December 22, 2015 #1 Posted December 22, 2015 Japanese Sex A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex: Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!" Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi Janakpa!" Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!" Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!" Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!" I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this - you don't know Japanese. You'll read anything as long as it is about sex. You need serious help! Sometimes I worry about you.
djadam Posted December 22, 2015 #2 Posted December 22, 2015 VERY FUNNY!!!! You're right, I fell for it!!
10spd Posted December 22, 2015 #3 Posted December 22, 2015 I fell for to!!! Lol Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G920A using Tapatalk
Flyinfool Posted December 22, 2015 #4 Posted December 22, 2015 My warped mind had no problem reading that. Sounds like a fun couple.................
billmac Posted December 22, 2015 #5 Posted December 22, 2015 The mind is a wonderful thing. She had me when she was on her knees.
Freebird Posted December 22, 2015 #6 Posted December 22, 2015 If I thought that anybody other than me speaks Japanese here, I would delete this joke due to our PG rating. Since nobody can actually read it though, I guess it's not dirty.
SilvrT Posted December 22, 2015 Author #7 Posted December 22, 2015 If I thought that anybody other than me speaks Japanese here, I would delete this joke due to our PG rating. Since nobody can actually read it though, I guess it's not dirty. As near as I can tell, none of that is actually Japanese ... if it is, I'd love to see a translation! LOL
Edbo Posted December 23, 2015 #8 Posted December 23, 2015 I bet Cowpuc will have some kind of translation. It may be jibberis but at least he can translate:banana:
etcswjoe Posted December 23, 2015 #9 Posted December 23, 2015 It translates to: 好き滝 文字たか 小ワニに もうぃ じゃなｋぱ！ とか あ 暗示 路地 ろ海 やこお！ 耳 なこうんぢんだ 珍皇寺 な 見あおう キナ ちｍ 工事 or close to it.
Freebird Posted December 23, 2015 #11 Posted December 23, 2015 Well I can't read Japanese nor did I try to translate anything. I just wondered if I said that, how many would try to figure it out.
etcswjoe Posted December 23, 2015 #12 Posted December 23, 2015 Maybe they were on their way to this place we saw in Japan.
SilvrT Posted December 23, 2015 Author #13 Posted December 23, 2015 Well I can't read Japanese nor did I try to translate anything. I just wondered if I said that, how many would try to figure it out. I figure saying it is harder than reading it LOL
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