Words With Two Meanings

[H2O]

Words with two Meanings

 

 

 

 

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

 

 

 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male..... Playing football without a cup.

 

 

 

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

 

 

 

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.

Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

 

 

 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

 

 

 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

 

 

 

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

 

 

 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

 

 

 

AND;

 

He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said.... You wear pants don't you?

 

He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

 

He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge

[Marcarl]

How true!

[cowpuc]

Good one H2:dancefool:,, mind if we add to your list?

 

Nanner's

To me = part of my personality

To Tip = something she makes bread out of

 

Chair Person

VIP in charge of a meeting

Person waiting for dinner

 

Grinder

To me = shop tool

To my daughter = a sandwich

 

Hoodie

To me = friend who lives in the hood

To my son as little boy = the act of walking on the hood of my car, as in doing a hoodie..

To my son as teen = a sweatshirt with a hood

 

Salty

To me = how I like certain food

To 17 year old adopted Grandson = How he feels if he is down

 

Donut

To me = crank the wheel and hit the gas

Friend who is Chief of Police = definitely a food group

 

Ticket

To me = something I get from my Police Chief friend for showing him my version of a donut

To Tip = something that makes her laugh if she see's me getting one

 

Chopper

To me = cool looking long motorcycle with a springer front-end

To Tip = kitchen device that dices onions and makes no tears in process

[H2O]

Good one H2:dancefool:,, mind if we add to your list?

 

Nanner's

To me = part of my personality

To Tip = something she makes bread out of

 

Chair Person

VIP in charge of a meeting

Person waiting for dinner

 

Grinder

To me = shop tool

To my daughter = a sandwich

 

Hoodie

To me = friend who lives in the hood

To my son as little boy = the act of walking on the hood of my car, as in doing a hoodie..

To my son as teen = a sweatshirt with a hood

 

Salty

To me = how I like certain food

To 17 year old adopted Grandson = How he feels if he is down

 

Donut

To me = crank the wheel and hit the gas

Friend who is Chief of Police = definitely a food group

 

Ticket

To me = something I get from my Police Chief friend for showing him my version of a donut

To Tip = something that makes her laugh if she see's me getting one

 

Chopper

To me = cool looking long motorcycle with a springer front-end

To Tip = kitchen device that dices onions and makes no tears in process

 

Good ones Cowpuc! Tag on, Tag on......just as long as we don't get in any trouble!

[H2O]

"do-hickey"

Most Folks = tagged unidentifiable

 

Teenagers = to i.d. tag

 

[Yammer Dan]

"Top Dog"

 

"From a bunch of Folks" A bunch of different suggestions

 

"1st Gen Owners" Just sit and smile.............

[cowpuc]

Dew Rag

 

Real bikers = device to keep sweat from eyebrows

Harley Davidson Corp. = way to make big $$'s

non-real biker Cowpuc = what Tip does when I dont finish my honey "dew" list.. As in She Dew Rag!!

 

Getting Down

Little Puc = process of dodging flying tools when helping father work on his car

Teenage Puc = Disco Dancing technique

Middle aged Puc = the process of lowering the physical body to play with his kids

Now adays Puc = an emotional state of mind as he realizes he can no longer do any of the three above!

 

Piece of Cake

Neighbors 6 year old son at his Birthday Party = something that can be swallowed whole

Tip = something that she uses to make the house smell really nice in preparation for 6 year old's Birthday Party

Puc = term used to describe how easy it is to watch both of the above

 

Motorcycle Junk Yard

My kids = boring place that Dad wont leave until they close

Tip = any where I work on a motorcycle

Me = heaven on earth

 

Duck Hunt

Me = act of killing ducks for dinner

Son = another really fun video game from his childhood

 

 

 

Spare Change

My children = whats in daddies coat pocket at end of work day

Me = what I forget to do after changing flat tire on kids cars. A crisis during next flat tire change resulting in needing the spare change my kids took for the spare change I forgot to do.

[H2O]

"Rake"

 

 

Cager................ Tool that makes blisters on your hands

 

Biker.................Gettin' the front wheel out there

 

 

Dang Cowpuc, you're good at this!!

[Flyinfool]

Elevator

Most people = device in buildings to move you between floors.

Me = control surface on an aircraft for changing the pitch of the aircraft.

 

Cowpuc

Most people = a pile of nasty stuff in a dairy farm field.

All of us here = That wacky, crazy, goofy, lop eared varmint we all love just the way he is.

[cowpuc]

Awe,, thanks FlyinFool, right back at cha brother!

 

Justin

Proud parents of a new baby boy = a possible name for their pride and joy

Used car salesmen = favorite answer to "how long has it been on your lot"

Cowpuc = synonymous with Tweeking,, "I am tweeking my carbs" "I am justin my carbs"

 

Tabletop

Tip = place to keep so clean you can eat off it

Cowpuc = favorite thing to jump motorcycle over on a Motocross track.

 

Rush

Conservative Radio listeners = familiar radio host

Tip = something she has almost never been in.

Cowpuc = feeling received from shooting a big buck, jumping over tabletop on MX track or riding Yamaha V-Max

 

Sick

Dog owners = a command they issue to their dog when not happy with Puc

Tip = something that its ok for everyone else in our family to become but please Lord, not Tip!!

Cowpuc = the definition of a really cool,, bad to the bone motorcycle.

[H2O]

"Sissy Bar"

 

Biker........................An accessory to keep the wife/girlfriend from sliding off the back of the bike

 

Me..........................A place I'll probably never stop for a beer........(not that there's anything wrong with that)

[cowpuc]

Chaps

British feller's = a group of friends

Real Bikers = a piece of clothing they will own at least one pair of

Cowpuc riding cross country with young daughter who is sticking her bottom lip out cause she is all tired and whiny about riding 16 hours the first day on the road = "if that thing "chaps" you are gonna really be sorry!

 

Catwalk

Tourist = a walkable bridge over a highway to access tourist trap on other side

Neighbor hood feline = something their kind dont do if being chased by a Rottweiler

Cowpuc = a term to describe the act of riding a wheelie on a motorcycle while dragging your feet on the ground.. Synonymous with cheating

 

Header

To children = act of smacking the head on something. Real young kids may call this a "bonk"

House builder = 2 - 2x10's with 1/2 inch plywood sandwiched between them, cut to length to put over doors and windows

College student writing a paper = title for and beginning of article

Cowpuc = area of motorcycle not to lean against with bare leg after bike has been runner longer then 1 minute

 

Shorts

Electrician = something to blame all electrical problems on

Person doing inventory = something if you discover to many of someone will be in trouble

A Carpenter = pile of left over ends of 2x4's

Cowpuc = favorite riding gear when touring the desert on Motorcycle

 

Hot Wings

Person in restaurant who likes hot food = yummy yum

Group of chickens standing to close to a burning barrel = what they scream while running in circle

Hockey players = what they hope the Detroit NHL team will be when they play the Canucks

Cowpuc = more than one really maxed out Honda Gold Wing

[H2O]

"Freak"

 

Baby Boomers...................................Description of Hippie

 

 

Teenagers......................................What dads do when they discuss their daughters new boyfriend