SilvrT Posted October 22, 2015 #1 Posted October 22, 2015 WARNING! This might be "border-line" PG rated.... One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said........... (This is priceless...) "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Yammer Dan Posted October 22, 2015 #2 Posted October 22, 2015 Bill would Run!!! LOL Its a good one. 10,9,
djh3 Posted October 23, 2015 #4 Posted October 23, 2015 AWESOME just friggin AWESOME. Its OK because it looks like we will be able to make "baby" Treude (sp) jokes soon.
Dale124 Posted October 23, 2015 #6 Posted October 23, 2015 Good one, Rick. You made me laugh this morning. Dale.
SilvrT Posted October 24, 2015 Author #8 Posted October 24, 2015 5,4 They must be asleep!! Keep this up and you'll wake 'em!
Yammer Dan Posted October 25, 2015 #9 Posted October 25, 2015 3 2 1 Don't do any good now. Campfire rules!! What's been done has been done!!! Too Late!!!
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