My POSSIBLE new Avalanche

[cowpuc]

and to let those varmints know that if they came to party, I am ready.. The lovable CaptN did a quick draw, one that would even have made ol' Marshall Dillon blush with envy, and fired a round that went dead center thru the Hammer and Sickle flag the AK gangsters were toting. The would be gang of commies dropped their AK's on the tarmac, turned their rigs around and headed

[Yammer Dan]

for texas. A place they didn't want to be!!! As they got a little distance between them and they plane they slowed down and then began to creep back with empty hands in the air. By now the Fool was totally cornfused. One of the men came up almost on his knees and the Fool asked "Where's that big tower you guys got? Last time I was here it was

[cowpuc]

leaning pretty bad, did it finally fall down and is that why your dancing on your knees? The dancing guy, who was wearing a green uniform and a big fuzzy hat, couldn't understand the CaptN and kept saying "Comerade, comerade" over and over again and didnt stop until

[Yammer Dan]

he saw the Bird in the back seat. One look and he started running away as fast as he could screaming at the top of his lungs "Run its

[cowpuc]

the U.S.A. VR super hero known world wide as "The Bossman" and he has come to get

[slowrollwv]

Hot dogs and ice cream and.

[cowpuc]

the guy who was wearing the green clothes and dancing on his knees had heard that the great USA Bird took finding Hot Dog's and Ice Cream VERY seriously! While Eileen and the Bird were passing thru custom's they noticed

[slowrollwv]

Some guy on a first gen with stickers all over it pleading to an agent and saying

[cowpuc]

something that sounded like "pardon me Comerade', is it ok if I camp over there behind that

[Yammer Dan]

old building?? Ya can't git much sleep on them boats

[cowpuc]

when their bouncing up and down in the waves and this ol sticker covered 1st Gen Venture keeps poking ya in the side wanting ya to get er off the ship. The strange looking customs guards with the Hammer n Sickle emblems on their shoulders stared at the scoot with its Hot Dog stained covers and tent hanging off its back end and

[Yammer Dan]

said Ya got tent poles for that thing or do you just hang it off the handlebars like

[cowpuc]

a varmint named Yammer Dan who we read about in a book called "The 7 Mystical Legends Of The USA". The rider laughed and said, I have heard of that character and think I may have even met him but I cant be sure because the Yammer Dan that I supposedly met wasn't even sure that he was

[Yammer Dan]

or wasn't who he was and going thru some type of mid-life thing parked a perfectly good 1st gen to ride a 2nd that couldn't stop without falling down. Yeah we could be talking about the same

[cowpuc]

lop eared varmint. By the way, I am pretty sure that he is also somewhere here chasing the front wheel of his Blue 1st Gen in the land of Hammers and Sickles cause back there on the side of that back road I found some

[Yammer Dan]

Hardley riders talking about a Blue flash that went past them and they thought it must be some secret goberment project that

[cowpuc]

was built out near the cross roads of Area 51 and the Nellis Air Base main runways. It is said that ol Blue and other early model MK1 1st Gen's that were part of the same goberment project were made from parts of an Alien spacecraft that had crashed near a town known as Roswell in New Mexico. Even though this was suppose to be a secret project, the purpose for the project was well known to have been an aggressive attempt to control

[Yammer Dan]

Those little green fellers from Mars coming down and stealing our Scoots. It is well know that they couldn't handle a machine as refined as the 1st Gens. They were more suited to

[cowpuc]

the less powerful V-Twin motors that had been used back on Mars in cheese trimming tractors and later converted for use in their Saucers. While ET's were flying around in V-T powered Saucers they came to Earth and discovered the highly advanced, extremely more powerful and better sounding V-4's and were trying to steal one so they could

[Yammer Dan]

Take it back home with them when they returned so they

[Yammer Dan]

Could build a 3rd Gen Venture to bring back and drop it off at Mama Yamaha's Shop if the head Little Green Men could make up their mind to use the old V-4 or the 1700 V-Max engine they had dropped off

[cowpuc]

on a small planet known as Venus, which is an acronym for "Ventures from the U.S.", for storage so they had the time to see if the lop eared Yoda looking varmints could learn to handle the massive horsepower if the V-max. The little green fellers had not had much luck at mastering the lesser horsepower of even the stock 1st Gens and they wondered how

[slowrollwv]

To end this thread and let it die.

[cowpuc]

One of the little green men had picked up a News Paper called The Venture Rider News while visiting Earth and had read an article in that paper about a 2nd Gen Venture rider named Roller who really did want this story to end. The little green men knew that this was only another attempt at the people on earth to keep the knowledge of the faster 1st Gens to themselves so they decided to

[slowrollwv]

OK Puc I just thought it should get back on track. It has been HIJACKED LOOOOOOOOOONG enough. :stickinouttounge: :Im not listening to