cowpuc Posted January 22, 2016 Share #276 Posted January 22, 2016 and to let those varmints know that if they came to party, I am ready.. The lovable CaptN did a quick draw, one that would even have made ol' Marshall Dillon blush with envy, and fired a round that went dead center thru the Hammer and Sickle flag the AK gangsters were toting. The would be gang of commies dropped their AK's on the tarmac, turned their rigs around and headed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 23, 2016 Share #277 Posted January 23, 2016 for texas. A place they didn't want to be!!! As they got a little distance between them and they plane they slowed down and then began to creep back with empty hands in the air. By now the Fool was totally cornfused. One of the men came up almost on his knees and the Fool asked "Where's that big tower you guys got? Last time I was here it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 23, 2016 Share #278 Posted January 23, 2016 leaning pretty bad, did it finally fall down and is that why your dancing on your knees? The dancing guy, who was wearing a green uniform and a big fuzzy hat, couldn't understand the CaptN and kept saying "Comerade, comerade" over and over again and didnt stop until Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 24, 2016 Share #279 Posted January 24, 2016 he saw the Bird in the back seat. One look and he started running away as fast as he could screaming at the top of his lungs "Run its Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 24, 2016 Share #280 Posted January 24, 2016 the U.S.A. VR super hero known world wide as "The Bossman" and he has come to get Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowrollwv Posted January 24, 2016 Share #281 Posted January 24, 2016 Hot dogs and ice cream and. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 25, 2016 Share #282 Posted January 25, 2016 the guy who was wearing the green clothes and dancing on his knees had heard that the great USA Bird took finding Hot Dog's and Ice Cream VERY seriously! While Eileen and the Bird were passing thru custom's they noticed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowrollwv Posted January 25, 2016 Share #283 Posted January 25, 2016 Some guy on a first gen with stickers all over it pleading to an agent and saying Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 25, 2016 Share #284 Posted January 25, 2016 something that sounded like "pardon me Comerade', is it ok if I camp over there behind that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 25, 2016 Share #285 Posted January 25, 2016 old building?? Ya can't git much sleep on them boats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 26, 2016 Share #286 Posted January 26, 2016 when their bouncing up and down in the waves and this ol sticker covered 1st Gen Venture keeps poking ya in the side wanting ya to get er off the ship. The strange looking customs guards with the Hammer n Sickle emblems on their shoulders stared at the scoot with its Hot Dog stained covers and tent hanging off its back end and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 27, 2016 Share #287 Posted January 27, 2016 said Ya got tent poles for that thing or do you just hang it off the handlebars like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 27, 2016 Share #288 Posted January 27, 2016 a varmint named Yammer Dan who we read about in a book called "The 7 Mystical Legends Of The USA". The rider laughed and said, I have heard of that character and think I may have even met him but I cant be sure because the Yammer Dan that I supposedly met wasn't even sure that he was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 28, 2016 Share #289 Posted January 28, 2016 or wasn't who he was and going thru some type of mid-life thing parked a perfectly good 1st gen to ride a 2nd that couldn't stop without falling down. Yeah we could be talking about the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 28, 2016 Share #290 Posted January 28, 2016 lop eared varmint. By the way, I am pretty sure that he is also somewhere here chasing the front wheel of his Blue 1st Gen in the land of Hammers and Sickles cause back there on the side of that back road I found some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 28, 2016 Share #291 Posted January 28, 2016 Hardley riders talking about a Blue flash that went past them and they thought it must be some secret goberment project that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 28, 2016 Share #292 Posted January 28, 2016 was built out near the cross roads of Area 51 and the Nellis Air Base main runways. It is said that ol Blue and other early model MK1 1st Gen's that were part of the same goberment project were made from parts of an Alien spacecraft that had crashed near a town known as Roswell in New Mexico. Even though this was suppose to be a secret project, the purpose for the project was well known to have been an aggressive attempt to control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 30, 2016 Share #293 Posted January 30, 2016 Those little green fellers from Mars coming down and stealing our Scoots. It is well know that they couldn't handle a machine as refined as the 1st Gens. They were more suited to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted January 30, 2016 Share #294 Posted January 30, 2016 the less powerful V-Twin motors that had been used back on Mars in cheese trimming tractors and later converted for use in their Saucers. While ET's were flying around in V-T powered Saucers they came to Earth and discovered the highly advanced, extremely more powerful and better sounding V-4's and were trying to steal one so they could Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted January 31, 2016 Share #295 Posted January 31, 2016 Take it back home with them when they returned so they Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted February 1, 2016 Share #296 Posted February 1, 2016 Could build a 3rd Gen Venture to bring back and drop it off at Mama Yamaha's Shop if the head Little Green Men could make up their mind to use the old V-4 or the 1700 V-Max engine they had dropped off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 2, 2016 Share #297 Posted February 2, 2016 on a small planet known as Venus, which is an acronym for "Ventures from the U.S.", for storage so they had the time to see if the lop eared Yoda looking varmints could learn to handle the massive horsepower if the V-max. The little green fellers had not had much luck at mastering the lesser horsepower of even the stock 1st Gens and they wondered how Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowrollwv Posted February 2, 2016 Share #298 Posted February 2, 2016 To end this thread and let it die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 2, 2016 Share #299 Posted February 2, 2016 One of the little green men had picked up a News Paper called The Venture Rider News while visiting Earth and had read an article in that paper about a 2nd Gen Venture rider named Roller who really did want this story to end. The little green men knew that this was only another attempt at the people on earth to keep the knowledge of the faster 1st Gens to themselves so they decided to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowrollwv Posted February 2, 2016 Share #300 Posted February 2, 2016 OK Puc I just thought it should get back on track. It has been HIJACKED LOOOOOOOOOONG enough. :stickinouttounge: :Im not listening to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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