My POSSIBLE new Avalanche

[Yammer Dan]

sure he knew where a couple 1st Gen engines could be had that would make that thing a Jetliner if Fool could find a way to hold them down

[cowpuc]

on the wings that were designed for Briggs and Stratton motors. The stewardess with the crooked nose and Horn Rimmed glasses looked back at Eileen and the Bird and asked them if they would hand her a little red box that had been sitting behind them in a cargo net. As the Bird handed the box to the stewardess he noticed the words "Highly Confidential - Snoper Charger" printed next to a small button on the box. He watched as the Pilots hand reached over to the box and heard the sneaky Pilot laugh as he pressed the button on the box. The little plane shuttered as

[Yammer Dan]

white stuff starting pouring from the tail and the wind caught it and caused

[jfman]

I did not even know that they were made with 8lug HD axles...

 

 

Why not buy a quad cab HD truck instead?

[cowpuc]

The Bird was in the process of trying to explain to his lovely Bride why Harley Davidson trucks wont fly when a seagull got sucked into the Snopercharger. CaptN Fool took immediate action and applied ally rons to the arrow dynamics of the shuttering little Piper Cub while the stewardess leaned back to let their concerned passengers know that flying upside down was not uncommon on longer flights like this. The Bird opened his eyes momentarily and noticed

[Yammer Dan]

a strange sight below them as what looked like a

[cowpuc]

an Island covered in Ice.. The Bird released the white knuckled grip his right hand had on his seat belt long enough to point at the Ice Berg shaped formation below them and asked Eileen if that was Ice Land below, the place where their friends

[Yammer Dan]

lived that were at the M&E back home. Eileen said "It can't be unless we are lost." We shouldn't be this far north should we??" The Fool pulled out his Map and looked at it for a while and said "Blasted coffee stains"

[cowpuc]

that look just like the Eiffel Tower - I should have known that Tower wasn't near the North Pole, DRAT!! The CaptN rolled the bird and The Bird onto their sides into an easterly bank and asked the Stewardess to pass him another

[Yammer Dan]

Rum Ball as he looked at the sun in a attempt to correct the course to

[cowpuc]

The City Of Lights. His eyes were momentarily blinded by the bright sun which caused the Pilot to slip in the precision grip he had on the controls inside the Piper. The plane made a sudden dip which caused several of the Rum Balls to

[Yammer Dan]

roll to the back where Eileen was surprised to watch the Bird grab them up and down them without even offering her one and

[cowpuc]

then wash em down with a slug of something he had found in jug marked "Snopercharger Juice" that had been rolling around under his feet. CaptN FlyinFool noticed the Bird drinking the juice when he glanced back in his rear view mirror and yelled out

[Yammer Dan]

Hey the last time I mixed those two it caused

[cowpuc]

a MASSIVE snow storm consisting of zillions of little flakes that were 90 proof!! The Bird felt a a rumble in his stomach, his eyes twirled in opposite directions and when he burped, the cab of the Cub filled with

[Yammer Dan]

snowflakes so thick it caused a whiteout in the cabin. When It started to clear enough to see again

[cowpuc]

and the high octane snow mix started to melt and collect in the bottom of the aircraft. This mix was HIGHLY

[Yammer Dan]

Toxic and soon everybody aboard was sound asleep as the little plane dodged and twisted thru the air but managed to stay aloft as

[cowpuc]

though it knew it's own way to The City Of Lights. The Bird and his wife were dreaming of the fun they would have in Paris, CaptN Fool was dreaming about someday owning a larger airplane and the Stewardess was dreaming about getting a face lift when

[Yammer Dan]

a bump bump the plane touched down. This woke the Fool who looked out the window and said

[cowpuc]

WELCOME TO PARIS AND THANK YOU FOR FLYING WITH US FOLKS!! As the Bird and Eileen were departing the little Cub, Eileen noticed a big building with a funny looking pointy top off in the distance and a vehicle coming toward them with a Hammer and Sickle emblem painted on the door. The Bird was busy searching thru his official FlyinFool Airline's Easy To Learn French Book to try and decifer what the driver of the Hammer and Sickle car was yelling at him when it occurred to Eileen that they were

[StarFan]

,,,,,shouting in French: Sortir de la façon dont vous ancien Canari,,,,,,,Sortir de la façon dont vous ancien Canari,,,,,, The o´l Birdie immediately translated this to Eileen using his FlyinFool Airline's Easy To Learn French Book: They are saying: Is your beautiful wife from the Islands of Gran Canari ? The vehicle,,,,,

[Yammer Dan]

slid to a stop in the white crap that covered the ground and the Fool said "That reminds me. I'm sure I turned the iron off but I was playing with my machine before we left. I hope the folks back home are ready..."

[cowpuc]

for some of my wonderful fluffy stuff and blizzard like conditions!! I also left the White Washer's nozzles pointed easterly so all my good friends along the east coast of the US will get

[Yammer Dan]

a good taste of it. I know a few will be wanting PayBacks for it but it ain't happening. I got plans for the rest of this winter!!! Now if I kin figure out what these idiots are waving those machine guns around for!! I recon they want us to shoot with them. I'll fire off a few with my 40 cal to git things started