My POSSIBLE new Avalanche

[Yammer Dan]

the chevy hot rod that had pulled into the lot. Its driver tapped the gas a few times and the "Blue Beast" was in love!!! Eileen only smiled

[Yammer Dan]

Skeered? Eileen backed "Her" Chevy into a spot so she could get a good start if

[cowpuc]

the Detective decided he was gonna take off like a salmon heading up a river. She let the souped up Chevy idle down. The Detective's highly trained ears could hear the rollers on the rockers of the well built Chevy and the tender lash of the solid lifters as they followed the contour of the cam lobes and produced a beautiful, lumpy, throaty melody. Hearing this wonderful symphony took him back to a time long ago when

[Yammer Dan]

the "Blue Beast" was a parts bike in the corner of a garage

[cowpuc]

waiting for the tender hands of the Master to bring it back to full Beasthood. With a pleasant anxiousness very similar to that of an NHRA Top Fuel dragster driver carefully pulling up to the tracks christmas tree, the Detective rolled the Blue Beast near the drivers door of the built Chevy hot rod and

[Yammer Dan]

said "Guess we fooled em that time. Here's the key to the cuffs. I better git started."

[Yammer Dan]

Eileen smiled and ask "Can I keep the cuffs for a while? They may come in handy."

[cowpuc]

To which the sly Detective responded "sure, go ahead, hang on to them. Only please remember this one thing, they have a broken tooth in the locking mechanism that sometimes causes them to stick and become unlockable". Eileen glared at the Law Officer with a strange look on her face and asked how the the tooth got broke. The detectives eyes rolled back in his head as he said "I had tackled a low life who had tried to steal a purse from a sweet little old lady, he smacked me in head so I

[Yammer Dan]

got a little carried away when I deadlocked them. He wore them for a month

[cowpuc]

and because criminals aren't the smartest people in the world, he tried to remove them with his teeth and ended up having to go to a dentist who had to break the tooth off my cuffs so the crook could

[Yammer Dan]

return my cuffs before I threw him in that 6 by 9 for a stretch of time

[cowpuc]

and then end up babysitting him with the endless hope that someday he would

[Yammer Dan]

mend his ways but knowing how rare this was

[cowpuc]

because the detective had long ago learned that the old saying of "you cant fix stupid" applies to all

[Yammer Dan]

That

[cowpuc]

wear shoes that are filled with stupid!! Eileen took the Cuff's and Keys and stuffed them in her purse, reached down and turn the key in the hot rod Chevy over to the start position and the Chevy jumped to life. She dropped the rig into drive and headed off to find

[Yammer Dan]

Where Jonas and Don had gone. She had something to discuss with Mr. Freebird and that Avalanche

[cowpuc]

that he had purchased. She was hoping that the Avalanche could be modified to meet the same horsepower ratings that the Chevy she was driving had but her lady like intuitions told her this probably would

[Yammer Dan]

upset the Bird as he was used to riding that Hardley and something with more power than a lawnmower might take some getting used too. But then she remembered he used to own a Real Motorcycle before the years started to catch up with him

[cowpuc]

and, as his wife, Eileen knew how far into geezer land the Bird had drifted because he had subtly gone from a 1st Gen Venture to the slower 2nd Gen and than even deeper toward the land of Depends with his recent glide in that direction. She was hoping that once the Free-dom seeker took a test ride in the Chevy something would click inside him and he would

[Yammer Dan]

Start to Regress as Yammer and a few of those he knew had. But then she thought Yammer is cheating on this because he never grew up. The 2nd Gen had been a way of

[cowpuc]

appeasing a deep secretive heart felt need that Yammer had for owning another Hardely without actually giving any bones to the evil Motor Company. The pretty little 2nd Gen which, long ago in a Galaxy far far away, had actually been owned by the Bird himself, displayed just enough of a certain "Ultra" appeal that Yammer could not resist it so he

[Yammer Dan]

parked it in the garage alongside the Famous Brown Sugar. This had caused

[cowpuc]

no small stir in the Yammer garage because that place had always been housed by the faster 1st Gens so the new 2nd Gen felt

[Yammer Dan]

as if it had something to prove. It just didn't know how