Marcarl Posted November 6, 2015 #101 Posted November 6, 2015 go get us to the hairport,,, that there in the henvelope is two of the best dern tickets I ever laid me eyes on,,, we gets to go to Parrriee on a quick flight,,,, dang you boy, you did wonderful and I loves ya whole much,,,,, to which Dan replied....
Yammer Dan Posted November 6, 2015 #102 Posted November 6, 2015 (edited) Does this mean I can add another Motorcycle to the collection??? With TWO Wheels? Edited November 6, 2015 by Yammer Dan
cowpuc Posted November 7, 2015 #103 Posted November 7, 2015 To which the Warden gently and tenderly replied "NO - but now that I know that's what your thinking - it does mean you can knock off this silly Detective business and get back to work on the new property AFTER you go find Don and Eileen and return their plane tickets to them".. The crowd listened intently as Yammer explained all this to Squid while searching over the huge gatherings of vehicles, attempting to locate the Freebird families new Avalanche. Remembering the Warden's last words and unable to locate the Avalanche, Yammer restarted the Blue 1st Gen, turned the lights back on and took off in hopes of locating Don and Eileen at the local Dairy Queen. Little did he know that Don had spotted him at the Meet and Greet and was now
Yammer Dan Posted November 8, 2015 #104 Posted November 8, 2015 Begging Squid to help him hide the Avalanche while Eileen was trying very hard to hide her laughing from him
Yammer Dan Posted November 11, 2015 #106 Posted November 11, 2015 Elieen wondered how she was going to explain this and keep herself out of it!! Don wasn't liking the fact that his big new shiney truck had been spanked by a 33 yr old Bike.
cowpuc Posted November 11, 2015 #107 Posted November 11, 2015 Having noticed Don's dismay, our good friend from Iceland wondered over and offered to make Don a real Freebird by taking him for a flight in his twin V-4 flying contraption to catch Yammer Dan's 31 year old Venture. As Don and Jonas sat in the evil looking machine preparing for launch, a person stepped out of the crowd that had gathered to bid them farewell. The smiling chap with what appeared to be a miniature snowman frozen to the top of his head handed Jonas a box containing some odd shaped balls of dough that had a very strong odor - the fellow whispered something in Jonas's ear as he handed them the box - Jonas smiled and simply said "you really are a flying fool - that is a GREAT idea". Don glared into Jonas's eyes as Jonas dumped 2 gallon's of Black Death into the fuel system of the machine, hit the throttle and got a lift off. Once off the ground Jonas and reached back and dropped one of the smelly balls into the intake of the now air born machine and
bongobobny Posted November 11, 2015 #108 Posted November 11, 2015 suddenly the craft acted as if it had just gotten a shot of NOS!! The G force was so strong both Don and Jonas thought they would pass out! Suddenly there was a loud BOOM as they broke the sound barrier. The sound was so loud that...
cowpuc Posted November 11, 2015 #109 Posted November 11, 2015 a flock of crows flying near by disappeared with nothing but a few feathers floating down from the sky where they once were remained. Don plucked a couple of feathers from his quivering bottom lip, looked at our hero Jonas and said "kinda gives a fellow a good understanding of why they call that stuff Black Death don't it?".. Jonas fought the G-force to smile at Don while he replied "pretty potent stuff when ya toss in one of Flying Fool's dough ball concoctions aint it?".. As they approached 12000 feet in altitude they could see that the sonic boomed had also caused a malfunction in the electrical power grid on the planet beneath them as the only lights they could see below was that of the bon-fire had lit on launch where 500 of their friends were now roasting hot dogs and the flashing blue/red lights on the Blue 1st Gen that housed Don and Eileen's tickets.. Jonas spotted the 1st Gen, took aim, dropped another Flyingfool doughball into the intake and
Yammer Dan Posted November 12, 2015 #110 Posted November 12, 2015 Watched as the Blue lights vanished over the Horizon. He looked at Don and said "What the **** does it take to catch one of them things???" About then they saw the paper envelope floating on the air just off the ground back towards them
cowpuc Posted November 13, 2015 #111 Posted November 13, 2015 as Don was trying to answer Jonas's question by saying "I know it wont be Harley cause I have tried that, a MK1 1st Gen is the only thing on the planet that would do it but we would have to get a hold of Skydoc and stiffin the clutch springs first".. Before Freebird could finish his sentence, the Flying Fortress they were riding in ran out of the NOS effect of the funny smelling Donut Dough and Jonas lowered the craft to align it with the envelope. As he did, Don reached out with a fishing net he had removed from the Batman and Robin survival belt he had been wearing since childhood and reached out to net the envelope when
Yammer Dan Posted November 13, 2015 #112 Posted November 13, 2015 he heard a loud whine like a mad bee and saw the blue lights returning. Before he could think
cowpuc Posted November 14, 2015 #113 Posted November 14, 2015 even closely to the speed of the returning Blue 1st Gen, the bike and Yammer Dan were there right beside them. As Don tried to retract the net with the envelope inside it he felt the ice cold steel of a set of official Detective Handcuff's snap against his wrist and he heard the "click" of the jaws as they snapped shut around his right arm. THe sound made Freebird's mind have flash backs of a long time ago when
cowpuc Posted November 16, 2015 #115 Posted November 16, 2015 by the Florida Department of Fisheries when he was a kid. At that time he had a 9 foot Sand Shark in his fishing net but had no fishing license. Now that same net that he had removed from that same Batman and Robin Tool Belt once again had gotten him in trouble. Only this time he was dealing with someone who had 1st Gen Yamaha Venture that had proven itself 10 times faster than a Sand Shark and its owner was twice as
Yammer Dan Posted November 19, 2015 #116 Posted November 19, 2015 eager to add the Avalanche to the long list of things the Blue 1st Gen had
cowpuc Posted November 19, 2015 #117 Posted November 19, 2015 proven to dominate in its life long endeavor to prove that regardless of how many wheels a vehicle may have, if you see a Blue 1st Gen approaching in your rear view mirror you may as well
Yammer Dan Posted November 19, 2015 #118 Posted November 19, 2015 Pull over out of the way or blindside it with a truck as
StarFan Posted November 19, 2015 #119 Posted November 19, 2015 he would never have a chance unless StarFan on his Red Baron would pull up and save his sorry
cowpuc Posted November 19, 2015 #120 Posted November 19, 2015 backside from singing the "I got the to fast for me, Blue 1st Gen blues" while sipping
StarFan Posted November 19, 2015 #121 Posted November 19, 2015 on his Frappachino with watery blue eyes and
cowpuc Posted November 19, 2015 #122 Posted November 19, 2015 trying to stop the tears from those watery blue eyes from thinning down his Frap and making it taste like
Yammer Dan Posted November 20, 2015 #123 Posted November 20, 2015 a cold strawberry shake and waiting for the Red Baron to catch up
StarFan Posted November 20, 2015 #124 Posted November 20, 2015 and he did not need to wait for long for that red machine to
Yammer Dan Posted November 20, 2015 #125 Posted November 20, 2015 appear on the horizon belching smoke and backfiring loudly enough to cause
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