My POSSIBLE new Avalanche

[cowpuc]

At the next stoplight a kind hearted gentleman on a 2nd Gen Venture who had been chasing the guy on the now long gone 1st Gen pulled up next to Eileen. She rolled the window down on the Avalanche. The wax seal had managed to release itself in the commotion that had taken place a moment ago and inside the envelope she had found

[Marcarl]

the plans for an all new, redesigned motorcycle coined the Venturing II. At seeing what it was that she happened upon and not wanting to disclose anything so valuable nor did she want to be seen as one who peeks into the affairs of others, she quickly resealed the envelope as best she could and then proceeded to hide it close to her

[Yammer Dan]

knee in a cubby hole in the dash. About this time she spots the 1st Gen sitting at a very fast approaching Dairy Queen with the rider

[bongobobny]

grinning from ear to ear as he was enjoying his flurry. Seeing the ice cream Eileen decided to...

[cowpuc]

host a Greet n Eat right there in the parking lot of the ice cream store. She called her husband, who was waiting for her to come pick her up at the airport, and asked him to quickly post the Greet n Eat on a social media internet forum of which he is known on as a . When her husband heard what she had in mind he

[bongobobny]

blew a gasket because this was the third time this month she decided out of the blue to throw a shindig on the spot!! "Eileen, you get over to the airport this instant and pick me up like you were supposed to!" Eileen did as she was told but couldn't help but to think...

[Yammer Dan]

I know a couple guys that could pull this one off for me . Then we will see what Mr Smarty Pants thinks!!! She starts texting on her phone as they head out from the airport in the wrong direction!!

[cowpuc]

Gritting his teeth in anxiety while he was driving, he was so focused on the thoughts and bad memories of the last time he had been around the group of lop eared varmints who generally attended these spontaneous Meet n Greets that Don completely overlooked the Detective from Homeland Security sitting at the corner when he and Eileen went by. In spite of Don's new Avalanche, the Detective recognized him from a picture he had seen somewhere, he also noticed the mysterious sealed envelope on the dash and saw the glare from the phone Eileen was texting on. In the mind of the Detective, this all added up to

[Marcarl]

a grand time to get back into enforcing the law. After all, he had been put out to pasture for far too long and the desire to have it over somebody else overcame him,,, and he was on a blue 1st gen after all, and it was just itching to be ridden under full pressure. Didn't matter much to the newly installed officer that his legs were still some painful and that his memory recollected the last time a guardrail caught him,,,, his bike was blue and faster than the white machine in his sights,, and so the chase was on, the Avalanche was running low on gas, it rear tires screaming under the duress delivered by an overpowered, fuel injected, 8 cylinder power plant of gigantic proportions, and the blue Venture trying it's best to weave it's way through the blue smoke left in it's wake. It wasn't long though, before

[cowpuc]

the over zealous driver of the Avalanche did in fact run out of gas creating a clear line of site for rambunctious detective on the Blue 1st Gen. Don was in the middle of explaining to Eileen how disappointed he was in her for not fueling up the Avalanche instead of being so concerned about an Ice Cream Meet n Greet and hardly noticed the limping Detective now approaching the Drivers window. When the sly Detective nocked on his window, Don

[bongobobny]

happened to see some kind of commotion going on in the parking lot they were stopped next to. He wasn't sure but it seemed to involve...

[cowpuc]

an Ice Cream truck with a half dozen motorcycles.....

[Marcarl]

and a flaming orange Spyder. The Spyder rider looked over and noticed that somebody in a Chevy was being accosted by the local constabulary and so decided that it was time to add a distraction. So off he went, first dong a full burnout in the clockwise direction and after he had the rear tire warmed to his liking he stood the steed up on it's hind end, just to show how disgruntled he was over the action of the suited officer. When he had the full attention of the said individual, he let loose with another round of screaming tires and headed..

[cowpuc]

back to his garage to balance the front tires on his Spyder cause now they had a funny wobble. The prankster thought he may try some balancing slime he had heard about to correct the bounce in the front of his scoot.. Being in a strange town with even stranger people surrounding him, he decided to stop at the home of a well known, very good looking and extremely intelligent person in the area to see if he

[Yammer Dan]

said "Eileen don't that look like......nah couldn't be!! He rides a cool looking 2nd Gen now...don't he??? Eileen took a look and said

[Marcarl]

beg, borrow or steal a 12ga, after all there had to be an easier way to insert that slime stuff rather than going by instructions,,, and it takes time to read instructions so best to dispense with them as usual, with the added benefit that once the slime was loaded into it's projectileasium it would be so much fun to watch as a certain individual was discovered totally covered with what looked like...

[cowpuc]

alien innards as Don had seen on a TV show called Men In Black. Don and Eileen were very relieved to see that the substance was merely some tire repair gunk and not some innards from an alien cause everyone knows that if you get to close to intergalactic space alien innards you could end up..

[Yammer Dan]

as cornfused as the FreeBird was as he looked at Eileen and asked "You got any idea whats going on out there???" Eileen laughed and said....

[cowpuc]

"not sure but it looks like something I read about once on an internet site full of crazy bikers called VentureRider.org, I think it would be best that we leave - NOW". Being the good husband that he is, Freebird dropped the pretty white Avalanche into drive and slammed the throttle down onto the floor.. The truck lunged forward with such force that the mysterious sealed envelope slid off the dash and

[Marcarl]

whistled right out the window. Neither Don nor Eileen paid any attention to the now missing item, they were much too engrossed in each other and the driving that was being attempted. So much power under the hood and with the pedal to the metal those eight majestic cylinders chewed through that new load of fuel at a surprising rate. The missing envelope on the other hand, ended up on the street where the faithful law enforcement recruit.....

[bongobobny]

Picked it up and immediately said "Now I've got you red handed, you litterer you!! I'm gonna get you boy..." The Detective hopped onto his waiting blue 1st gen and proceeded to chase after Don and Eileen, lights flashing and siren blaring! With the gigantic roar of the engine in his Avalanche Don did not hear the sirens, nor did he see the lights in his rear view mirror as Eileen was busy using it to fix her makeup, a hard job to do as the pickup rumbled down the road. Suddenly Eileen's cell phone rang! It was...

[cowpuc]

a friend of hers named Gretta from Ice Land. Gretta told Eileen that she had just seen on "World News Tonight" that a retired Detective on a Blue 1st Gen Yamaha was in high speed pursuit of Eileen and Don and she wanted to know if there was anything her and Jonas could do. Don's eyes glared at his wife knowing that he had not paid the phone bill in over 2 months and had used the money for the bill to help buy the new Avalanche, he wondered how Eileen

[Yammer Dan]

Got that thing to work!!! Maybe she could get this blasted Avalanche to run enough to get away from that pesky 1st Gen he now noticed growing larger in his mirror. That guy sure did look like........Couldn't be. He was retired and hiding in the garage skeered to come out!!!

[Marcarl]

Don came to the full realization, when he recognized his pursuer, that running was not going to get him out of trouble. White just doesn't get away from blue,,, he needed help,,,, did he have any friends in the area?????? where were they when you need them,,, he looked at Eileen who was still talking on the phone, that was supposed to be out of commission, and she had a serious look on her face. Don interrupted her to ask where all their friends were,,, she replied, that talking to Greta, she had learned that Jonas was out taking flying lessons and was planning to scare the boots off of his best friend.........

[Yammer Dan]

if he could just find a good 1st Gen engine for his project. It had to have the Best!! And he knew...