No More Neighborhood Watch for Me

[Eck]

I have disconnected our home alarm system service and quit our low-key Neighborhood Watch.

 

Bought two Pakistani flags on eBay and raised them in the front yard, one at each corner, plus ablack flag of ISIS in the center.

 

Now, the local police,county sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service andother agencies are all watching the house 24/7.

 

We have never felt safer and we are saving $49.95 per month..............