Norm Peterson lines from Cheers

[tufftom4]

Some of the best Norm Peterson quotes from "Cheers":

 

"What's shaking, Norm?"

"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

 

"What's new, Normie?"

"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer."

 

"What'd you like, Normie?"

"A reason to live. Give me another beer."

 

"What'll you have, Normie?"

"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of the tap."

"Looks like beer, Norm."

"Call me Mister Lucky."

 

"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"

"Like a baby treats a diaper."

 

"What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"

"The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."

 

"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."

"I know, if she calls, I'm not here."

 

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"

"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"

 

"Whatcha up to, Norm?"

"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."

 

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"

"Poor."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

"No, I mean pour."

 

"How's life treating you, Norm?"

"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."

 

"Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts."

 

"What's going down, Normie?"

"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

 

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."

 

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"

"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."

 

"What's the story, Norm?"

"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

 

"Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"

"A little early, isn't it, Woody?"

"For a beer?"

"No, for stupid questions."

[djh3]

I allways like the milke bone underwear one. Some of those sure are the way I feel lately looking fore decent job and sending resumes out.

[XV1100SE]

If you have XBMC....all of the Cheers shows are available. I've been watching them from Season 1 and am up to Season 10 now. Great show.

[djh3]

Funny thing is I never watched the show in prime time slot when it was on. I was stationed in Oklahoma and was working swing shift for awhile. When I would come home the news was going off and Cheers was after the late news. so as I was unwinding from the day thats when I started watching it.

[ChiefCass]

That describes how I got to see Night Court. It was syndicated and shown after the 11 o'clock news so I watched it to unwind when I got home. Loved that silly show.

 

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