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Sorry guys, but this time it is not my cell phone..!!

 

First off, I posted this in the jokes and Humor section, but this story really isn't all humor, but the end of the story will be.. My wife told me this last nigth.

 

My wife has a friend (Barbara -58-ish), who has no feelings at all in her left hand or in her left foot. She has not had feelings in either for several years from what I understand.

Sad part of this story is: One time Barbara leaned on her stove and placed her hand on a hot burner and didn't know it. Her husband had to grab her arm and move it, then rushed her to the hospital for severe 3rd degree burns.

 

Now the funny part of the story...... back to the cell phone..

 

Yesterday, Barbara could not find her cell phone. Her daughter tried to call her around 8pm, and could not get an answer, so the daughter drives over to her moms. Barbara tells her daughter that she can hear the phone ringing in her bedroom, but can not find the cell phone to answer it. They both go in the bedroom, each one standing on each side of the bed, and the daughter calls her moms cell phone. They hear it ringing so they begin tearing the bed apart. The end up standing the mattress and box springs up but can not find the phone. So now Barbara is holding (balancing) the mattress and box springs and her daughter calls her moms cell phone again. They both hear it ringing and they both say it is "IN" the mattress. They put the box springs and mattress back on the bed and begin pushing on and squeezing the mattress best they can but can not find the phone. The daughter is very frustrated because she anxiously had to get to work and said she will come by in the morning when she gets off (works 3rd shift) to help her find it, so they quickly make the bed up so that Barbara can later go to bed.

 

SO last night, as Barbara was getting ready to go to bed, she removed her shoes and her cell phone was IN HER LEFT SHOE..........:rotf:

(Sad part---- she couldn't feel it)

 

 

 

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If there was a cell phone in my shoe, there is no way i could get the shoe on, feel it or not, there are certain laws of physics that would not let the shoe get on my foot.

 

other sad part, they are both hard of hearing since neither could track the sound......

Posted

That's funny!

 

My brother-in-law has been visiting us for a few days. Yesterday Nina and I could hear this high-pitched, varying whine. We looked all over for it and eventually tracked it to bro-in-law's ear. It was his hearing aid ... yet he couldn't hear it .... :doh:

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