Nemo Posted May 25, 2015 Share #1 Posted May 25, 2015 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING; SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD? My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with my new Dentist. Looking around the room, I noticed his DDS Diploma on the wall. It bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name that had been in my high school class some 47 odd years ago. I wondered, could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? However, upon seeing him, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man, with deeply lined face, was too old to have been my classmate. After he had examined my teeth, I asked him is he had attended Morgan Park High School. "Yes. Yes I did. I am a Mustang!" he gleamed with pride. "Well, what year did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1968. Why is it that you ask?" "Oh my, you were in my class!", I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled-faced, Fat-assed, Gray-haired, Decrepit, S-O-B said; "Wow, what class did you Teach???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brenner Posted May 25, 2015 Share #2 Posted May 25, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted May 25, 2015 Share #3 Posted May 25, 2015 Shoulda said, Human Relations and if I remember correctly - you skipped class the whole month that your class mates learned about getting along with people, hope you learned more in Dental School!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcarl Posted May 25, 2015 Share #4 Posted May 25, 2015 Obviously he had the same problem,,, hey,, you're still a good looking chick,,, never mind his comments!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowrollwv Posted May 25, 2015 Share #5 Posted May 25, 2015 :rotf::rotfl: Pay him no mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eck Posted May 25, 2015 Share #6 Posted May 25, 2015 This thread has been moved from the watering hole to the jokes and humor forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yammer Dan Posted May 25, 2015 Share #7 Posted May 25, 2015 This is funny because I met a old classmate at my dentist's office working as a assistant. She looked pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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