Amazing, simple home remedies

[Flyinfool]

AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

 

 

According to SNOPIES, THESE REALLY WORK!!

 

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1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE

ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

 

2. TO AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT,

 

USE THE SINK.

 

 

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED

 

FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.

 

(REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.)

 

 

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM

 

ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

 

 

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

 

 

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD,

 

USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

 

 

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

 

SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:

 

NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT.

Now, you're on your own!

[SilvrT]

#7 defeats #6

[BlueSky]

#3 was a popular treatment in the old days. Maybe it actually was a high blood pressure treatment.