pbjman Posted February 12, 2015 Share #51 Posted February 12, 2015 began to cry, because in running into PBJman while wheelie-ing on a souped up VenMax, Chaharly totaled both of their bikes. But they got over it quickly, when the Russian bride (who had seen the whole thing from her shipping crate in the lobby) walked out of the post office and said to them: "Don't worry, because I have..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 12, 2015 Share #52 Posted February 12, 2015 a brother who is a KGB Agent and is working undercover in the US. I am actually also a KGB Agent and the coupon you have for me to be your bride was just a easy method for getting into the country. As the Russian agent tucked her sawed off Klashnikov Machine gun in her purse and filled her back pack with perfume and hair color, PB and Cha looked at either and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaharly Posted February 12, 2015 Share #53 Posted February 12, 2015 a brother who is a KGB Agent and is working undercover in the US. I am actually also a KGB Agent and the coupon you have for me to be your bride was just a easy method for getting into the country. As the Russian agent tucked her sawed off Klashnikov Machine gun in her purse and filled her back pack with perfume and hair color, PB and Cha looked at either and gave a confused shrug about how small the world must be for PBJman and Chaharly AND two KGB secret agents to be in the same place, at the same time. Suddenly the KGB agents activated their emergency escape lumbar mounted thruster packs (or jetpacks, for the layman) and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pbjman Posted February 12, 2015 Share #54 Posted February 12, 2015 (edited) gave a confused shrug about how small the world must be for PBJman and Chaharly AND two KGB secret agents to be in the same place, at the same time. Suddenly the KGB agents activated their emergency escape lumbar mounted thruster packs (or jetpacks, for the layman) and..... attempted to get away. Their efforts were short-lived, however, since they quickly released their grip on the thruster buttons, and fell to the ground with badly scorched buns, calves, and heels. (A thing I always wondered about regarding Rocket-Fueled Jet-Packs!) A quick search revealed that one of the foreign operatives, amazingly, had a note with the name of yet another Venturerider member! It simply read: "Your mark is...." Edited February 12, 2015 by pbjman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 12, 2015 Share #55 Posted February 12, 2015 gave a confused shrug about how small the world must be for PBJman and Chaharly AND two KGB secret agents to be in the same place, at the same time. Suddenly the KGB agents activated their emergency escape lumbar mounted thruster packs (or jetpacks, for the layman) and..... immediately flew into a 500,000 volt electric transmission line leaving the whole town smelling like cooking bacon. PBJman and Chaharly felt frustrated (no more Russian bride) and hungry because they didn't get any banana nut ice cream or egg nog, leading them to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 12, 2015 Share #56 Posted February 12, 2015 immediately flew into a 500,000 volt electric transmission line leaving the whole town smelling like cooking bacon. PBJman and Chaharly felt frustrated (no more Russian bride) and hungry because they didn't get any banana nut ice cream or egg nog, leading them to....BE WEAK & FRAIL LONLY & Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eusa1 Posted February 12, 2015 Share #57 Posted February 12, 2015 then they remembered the VIN ventureriders in need program and put a call into there o'le buddy...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 12, 2015 Share #58 Posted February 12, 2015 then they remembered the VIN ventureriders in need program and put a call into there o'le buddy......COWPUC EAT THE BUGS ON TWEEKS FOR THE PROTEIN THAT BUILT UP FOR 32 YEARS & FOR DESSERT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sailor Posted February 12, 2015 Share #59 Posted February 12, 2015 licked the dirt off the tires then went to get a coffee. the bike was so nice and clean that he could not find it when he got back so he.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 12, 2015 Share #60 Posted February 12, 2015 licked the dirt off the tires then went to get a coffee. the bike was so nice and clean that he could not find it when he got back so he.. CALLED THE COPS & Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bongobobny Posted February 12, 2015 Share #61 Posted February 12, 2015 then this patrolman with oil stains on his uniform showed up. When he saw us he immediately... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eusa1 Posted February 12, 2015 Share #62 Posted February 12, 2015 Began to tell this crazy tale of a dirt road traveler that befriends everyone in his path..... Sent from my iPhone THE DIAMOND CUT GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 12, 2015 Share #63 Posted February 12, 2015 except for this time. It seems that this sparkling clean Tweeks now set out to wheelie past Brake Pad's Goldwing because she had heard that Brake Pad had said Tweeks looked like an elephant from the rear and Tweeks didnt take to kindly to being made fun of. The force of an unleashed Tweeks had startled the Gold Wing, which leaped into the bushes to hide. A passerby had noticed Brake Pad trying to coax his steed out of the bushes, had phoned the police officer and now he was looking for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eusa1 Posted February 12, 2015 Share #64 Posted February 12, 2015 A honda whisperer to help him.. Sent from my iPhone THE DIAMOND CUT GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 12, 2015 Share #65 Posted February 12, 2015 A honda whisperer to help him..FIND TWEEKS TO GIVE A PULITZER PRIZE FOR SAVEING LIVES & Sent from my iPhone THE DIAMOND CUT GUY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 12, 2015 Share #66 Posted February 12, 2015 A honda whisperer to help him..FIND TWEEKS TO GIVE A PULITZER PRIZE FOR SAVEING LIVES & Sent from my iPhone THE DIAMOND CUT GUY "because like some others, I came into the middle of this ramble and inserted some stupid s**t that makes no sense.",,,, Tweeks accepted the award for making no sense knowing that the "no sense award" should have been awarded to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaharly Posted February 12, 2015 Share #67 Posted February 12, 2015 "because like some others, I came into the middle of this ramble and inserted some stupid s**t that makes no sense.",,,, Tweeks accepted the award for making no sense knowing that the "no sense award" should have been awarded to @Freebird for riding a Hardly and managing a venture forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 12, 2015 Share #68 Posted February 12, 2015 Tweeks accepted the award for making no sense knowing that the "no sense award" should have been awarded to @Freebird for riding a Hardly and managing a venture forumWE HAVE A WRENCH FOR ANY NUT & Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 12, 2015 Share #69 Posted February 12, 2015 ChaHarly had all the wrenches too until the doctors took one of them and screwed it to his arm to try and fix a owie that Cha had received when he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrsteve Posted February 12, 2015 Share #70 Posted February 12, 2015 ChaHarly had all the wrenches too until the doctors took one of them and screwed it to his arm to try and fix a owie that Cha had received when he tried to save the Russian bride/kgb woman that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 12, 2015 Share #71 Posted February 12, 2015 tried to save the Russian bride/kgb woman thatTOOK ALL THE VENTURERIDERS MONEY & Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowpuc Posted February 12, 2015 Share #72 Posted February 12, 2015 was still only able to buy 1 case of Vodka that she promptly began to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 12, 2015 Share #73 Posted February 12, 2015 was still only able to buy 1 case of Vodka that she promptly began toFORCE IT DOWN MY THROAT FIGHT WITH ALL MIGHT SHE THE KGB WOMAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vzuden Posted February 13, 2015 Share #74 Posted February 13, 2015 FORCE IT DOWN MY THROAT FIGHT WITH ALL MIGHT SHE THE KGB WOMAN she then jumped on her high powered Ural scooter to head to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drews Posted February 13, 2015 Share #75 Posted February 13, 2015 she then jumped on her high powered Ural scooter to head to... the OFFICE TO PREPARE 1 MORE CASE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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