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I hit a snow bank and realized I was headed northeast not south west.
SO I PUT ALL THE MONEY I SAVED ON GAS IN THE SNOW BANK LIVED ON THE INTEREST SO I :parrots:
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...could retire in style in my old age! Once I got the Venture out of the snow bank I plugged in the GPS and set sail for the state of...
MICHIGAN IT IS 75 80 85 TEMP AND SUN SHINE NEVER COLD TROPICAL PARADISE AND SO I :parrots:
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one by one, visit every VR member that is listed on the members list, they pointed Tweeks out of the driveway, Puc let her clutch out and

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and that darn fool dumped a foot of snow in old pucs driveway

 

Puc, red with what could only be a mixture of anger and frost bite, used his venture mounted snow blower ( a must for Michigan riders) to carve a path down to flyinfools evil lair where he...

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Puc, red with what could only be a mixture of anger and frost bite, used his venture mounted snow blower ( a must for Michigan riders) to carve a path down to flyinfools evil lair where he...

 

....was completely distracted by banana nut ice cream till he was so full he completely forgot why he was there. HA HA Evil triumphs once again. Once his belly subsided enough to crawl back on the back of Tweeks he found a front wheel to chase toward.....

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....was completely distracted by banana nut ice cream till he was so full he completely forgot why he was there. HA HA Evil triumphs once again. Once his belly subsided enough to crawl back on the back of Tweeks he found a front wheel to chase toward.....
THE UPPER PENINSULA TO FIND MORE SNOW FOR TWEEKS TO CLEAR AND GOOD RIDING US ALL OF US IN THE WOLVERINE STATE WHERE ALL LOVE :parrots:
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showing our hand to people who ask where we are from and then saying that being from the mitten state is like
HAVING A MAP ON YOUR HAND AND SHOWING THEM:parrots:
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A trailer to carry all his stuff so his bike doesn't look like the backside of an elephant so?

so instead old puck just got tweeks a wide load sticker instead

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so instead old puck just got tweeks a wide load sticker instead

 

And hit the nearest dirt road to do some REAL CTFWing where he ran into bluesky in his new Hemi Charger and chaharly on his new...

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1985 Yamaha XVZ12 Venture that had been found, untouched and still in its original shipping crate. Chaharly had purchased his gorgeous new bike from the land lord of the abandoned Yamaha shop for $300 because the land lord was opening a Harley Davidson Shop in the old Yam facilities and thought he better get that ol Yamaha out of the way before..

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1985 Yamaha XVZ12 Venture that had been found, untouched and still in its original shipping crate. Chaharly had purchased his gorgeous new bike from the land lord of the abandoned Yamaha shop for $300 because the land lord was opening a Harley Davidson Shop in the old Yam facilities and thought he better get that ol Yamaha out of the way before..

the new shipments came in. Meanwhile, much to his delight, Chaharly discovered that he had a very special Venture Royale indeed. It seems, it was never sold into public hands because it was a one-of-a-kind promotional prototype equipped with a V-max engine, fuel injection, antilock brakes, (no tape deck), and, believe it or not, it also had .....

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the new shipments came in. Meanwhile, much to his delight, Chaharly discovered that he had a very special Venture Royale indeed. It seems, it was never sold into public hands because it was a one-of-a-kind promotional prototype equipped with a V-max engine, fuel injection, antilock brakes, (no tape deck), and, believe it or not, it also had .....

 

a coupon for one mail in russian bride! Chaharly, understandably ecstatic, hopped on his new custom scoot and wheelied to the nearest post office to cash in his coupon. He then ran into PBJman, sitting on his gorgeous eggplant colored RSV. From their they

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