Brake Pad Posted February 10, 2015 #1 Posted February 10, 2015 You know we haven't done this a long while in and actually following the story always turns out to be a comical event so today I am going to start the story with: This morning I woke up to pouring rain so I decided to go into the garage and change your oil on my bike, as I unscrew the cap for the oil filter the spring came shooting out and ( You make this story continue)
Eck Posted February 10, 2015 #2 Posted February 10, 2015 it bounced off the front tire and across the floor, hit the side of my corvette, leaving a nice dent, and then I heard it ping on the garage floor on its way out towards the driveway. From that point I...
garyw Posted February 10, 2015 #3 Posted February 10, 2015 it bounced off the front tire and across the floor, hit the side of my corvette, leaving a nice dent, and then I heard it ping on the garage floor on its way out towards the driveway. From that point I... a cop standing in my driveway holding his hand over his eye and there was blood trickling down his cheek when...
SilvrT Posted February 10, 2015 #4 Posted February 10, 2015 a cop standing in my driveway holding his hand over his eye and there was blood trickling down his cheek when... I realized I'd forgotten to put the drain pan under the bike and there was old oil all over the floor which flowed out the garage and towards the cop who ....
bongobobny Posted February 10, 2015 #6 Posted February 10, 2015 ...and as he was reaching for his gun the oil had flowed to his feet causing him to slip over backwards causing him to discharge his gun in the air hitting...
oldgoat Posted February 10, 2015 #7 Posted February 10, 2015 a tree branch where a cat just happen to be on. the cat jumped off the branch heading for?
Sailor Posted February 10, 2015 #8 Posted February 10, 2015 A convertible that was passing by. It jumped in and....
SilvrT Posted February 10, 2015 #9 Posted February 10, 2015 A convertible that was passing by. It jumped in and.... scared the crap out of the driver's dog which then proceeded to ....
cowpuc Posted February 10, 2015 #10 Posted February 10, 2015 leap into the drivers lap, the dogs rear leg bumped the shifter into reverse and
saddlebum Posted February 10, 2015 #11 Posted February 10, 2015 Squirm immediately onto the drivers lap and being a big hairy dog obstructed the drivers view
SilvrT Posted February 10, 2015 #12 Posted February 10, 2015 leap into the drivers lap, the dogs rear leg bumped the shifter into reverse and as he was going 60mph, the tranny blew up and ...
Brake Pad Posted February 10, 2015 Author #13 Posted February 10, 2015 The dog took a dump in the front seat as the cat looked on in fear and
cowpuc Posted February 10, 2015 #14 Posted February 10, 2015 noticed that the dog license hanging on the pooches collar did not have the proper endorsement on it for pooping in public so
Drews Posted February 10, 2015 #15 Posted February 10, 2015 (edited) AS GEARS EXPLOED LIKE A HAND GRENADE AND :parrots:AND THE DOG SAID I AM A CAT IN DOGS CLOTHING SO WHO ARE YOU A FIRST GEN OR SECOND GEN BECAUSE THAT IS THE MOST EMPORTANT THING HERE ON THIS WEBSITE AND I DONOT NEED A LICENISE AND COWPUC IS MY Edited February 11, 2015 by Drews
slowrollwv Posted February 10, 2015 #16 Posted February 10, 2015 And showered the cop who was lying in the oil on the driveway.
Dragonslayer Posted February 10, 2015 #17 Posted February 10, 2015 His back up SWAT team arrived with automatic weapons drawn
bongobobny Posted February 10, 2015 #18 Posted February 10, 2015 In the mean time I just stood there and thought...
SilvrT Posted February 10, 2015 #19 Posted February 10, 2015 In the mean time I just stood there and thought... WTF am I doing wasting my time in here when I should be out riding....
eusa1 Posted February 10, 2015 #20 Posted February 10, 2015 so I packed my bags and set out early for the 2015 venturerider International rally in St. Chas. Mo............
pbjman Posted February 10, 2015 #21 Posted February 10, 2015 so I packed my bags and set out early for the 2015 venturerider International rally in St. Chas. Mo............ .....on my always-ready Venture, leaving the chaos of the OTHER motorcycle, the oil, the cop, and the poop in my rearview mirror as I sped away in the general direction of the one place I had always dreamed of stopping by should I ever embark on a 4-month road trip.
SilvrT Posted February 10, 2015 #22 Posted February 10, 2015 .....on my always-ready Venture, leaving the chaos of the OTHER motorcycle, the oil, the cop, and the poop in my rearview mirror as I sped away in the general direction of the one place I had always dreamed of stopping by should I ever embark on a 4-month road trip. and in the distance I could see a 1st gen ...
Drews Posted February 11, 2015 #24 Posted February 11, 2015 and in the distance I could see a 1st gen ...AND I COULD NOT GAIN ANY
Brake Pad Posted February 11, 2015 Author #25 Posted February 11, 2015 Traction as my tires were covered in oil, so I
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