You will walk today - you will

[Eck]

Note:

This is ONLY a joke and was not posted to address any type of religion in any way.

 

I just thought it was funny and thought some of you here would enjoy it too.

 

 

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Houston Church, I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.........

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I sat down and Sharpton came up to me, I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

 

 

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

 

 

I told him I was not paralyzed.

 

 

He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

 

 

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

 

 

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my dang car had been stolen!

[stickhandle2]

That is funny.....nice one

[Yammer Dan]

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