Wife missing...........

[Eck]

A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:

 

Husband : I've lost my wife, she went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.

 

Sergeant : What is her height ?

 

Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .

 

Sergeant : Build?

 

Husband : Not slim, not really fat.

 

Sergeant : Color of eyes?

 

Husband : Never noticed.

 

Sergeant : Color of hair?

 

Husband : Changes according to season.

 

Sergeant : What was she wearing?

 

Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.

 

Sergeant : Did she go in a car?

 

Husband : yes.

 

Sergeant : What kind of car was it?

 

Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 liter V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.......

 

At this point the husband started crying...

 

Sergeant : Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.

[Bert2006]

[Yammer Dan]

At least she didn't take the scoot!!!

:banana:

[Hazenson]

ROFL